I'm slowly dying.

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To quote danisnotonfire, "Like, literally, some peasant sneezed on me on the subway, and now I feel like death." I have been laying on my bed watching Youtube, and coughing and dying when I laugh too hard. I feel like death, and my nose is stuffed, and ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Life. 


My sister told me something that blew my mind. Trees are actually killing us. Trees produce oxygen, and oxygen is what makes us breath, and very breath we take, we are one step closer to death. Blow your friends mind. 


Have any of you watched "Bad lip reading?" It's a Youtube channel, and it's hilarious. Like, this is the reason I'm laughing too hard, and slowly dying. Twilight and the Republican debate are my favorites. Hunger Games as well. 


Just, slowly dying. 


My sister has her LHS Slam Team out today, and I want to meet them, but I feel like I'll just turn into the socially awkward extrovert that lives within me. 

*Cough, cough* I am DYING!!!!!!!!!! PAINFULLY!!!!!!!! Cause my throat hurts. Farthewell, my fellow beings of the universe. Hope you don't die! Peace!

             -Matsukitty


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