Hello, fellow beings of the universe. This is animalover1381and I may have possibly taken over Matsukitty's account... shh. We came back from softball practice, and were sitting on a trampoline - y'know, like you do. And she was teaching me some strange German words, like katze and kätzchen and eichhörnchen, and for some reason, I was actually able to pronounce them correctly! (Perhaps it's that German DNA kicking in.) Matsukitty hates it when people mispronounce German words, it's so cringey and American... thus was born, Cringe-'Merican. It's a masterpiece. Truly, innovative in its time. Perhaps we could win a Nobel Peace Prize for this brilliant phrase.
We should print it on shirts or something.
Honestly, this is going to become the new phrase of the century. Forget swag, forget savage, forget GET REKT, it's all about the Cringe-'Merican. We are truly geniuses.
Signing out, this is Lexis Bennett.
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What is my Life?
RandomSo, here it is. My life is one I'd never trade for anything. I have a loving family, and many things to be grateful for. So, read about it if you want to. Cover credit to @animalover1381 (Thanks!)
