So, my sister Karina really likes writing, and she's writing a story about orphans. I was on the Google Docs containing the story, and she messed up a word. Since I could edit and watch her edit as well, I was trying to correct it, but she kept purposefully messing up the word. This turned into a bunch of "DragonBall Z Abridged" quotes and weird side conversations about who won the reference battle. Here we go! :
"LET ME GO!" he caterwauled, thrashing against Eamon's grip. The Home operative gritted his teeth as Cerin kicked the small nightstand and sent it flying. He couldn't do anything with his arms, pinned to his sides as they were. "PLEASE, I'M SORRY! PLEASE! Please... Please..." He broke down sobbing. Eamon slackened his grip as Cerin's body went limp. His head fell forward onto his chesWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT????????????? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... No. st Are you going to keep doing that as long as I attempt to correct you?Stop purposefully messing up the word! Is this just to tick me off Yes.
What are you doing? What am I doing? Thwarting my plans? Thwarting your plans? ARE YOU? ...Yes. I'M GONNA F*CKING KILL YOU!
I need an adult. I am an adult.
SENZU BEAN!
Jealous of my super saiyan swagger?
Are you that Freezer guy? I am LORD Freeza. Yes. Awesome! I'm gonaa deck y in the shnozz!
I'M GOKU. I'M INSANE. FROM EARTH!
...
He means... Saiyan...
MUFFIN BUTTON!!!!!
I'm about to blow my load all over your insides.
What?
No homo. *intense blasting noises*
SO, why are you telling me this?
Because you are the last remaining
Saiyan, Oh god you're the last remaining Saiyan.
Hey, Vegeta, are you okay?
I have a F*CKING HOLE IN MY CHEST. WHy didn't you block that one?!
I thought you had it....
NOOOOOOOOOO
Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
You're the one hitting me!
Oh, I get it... If it wasn't for Freezer you wouldn't be--
Dying? No.
I was gonna say evil...
Oh no, I would definitely still be evil. If our positions were reversed this conversation would have never happened. You would be dead, and I would be laughing. HAHAH oh, it hurts to laugh.
Saved you again, best buddy!
Okay that it! Killing you both! BIG BANG ATTACK!
YOU ARE READING
What is my Life?
RandomSo, here it is. My life is one I'd never trade for anything. I have a loving family, and many things to be grateful for. So, read about it if you want to. Cover credit to @animalover1381 (Thanks!)
