What is my Life?

That Was a Bad Idea

Yesterday, I had softball practice, and I went to the batting cage with four other people. My sister, animalover1381, and maddieb123789. I climbed a tree, yelled at my sister, found a toad, got stuck in said tree, and discussed awesome viners. I even had subway afterwards. We ate, and told stories. It was so fun, but animalover1381's mom was about ready to leave us there. We then dropped maddieb123789 off at her campsite, and we all went into the trails. We all told inappropriate jokes, and it was great. Then these kids showed up. They chased us, and I can't tell you how many times I fell throughout the whole thing. My foot hurts so much, but I regret nothing. I ran at one, and I think I successfully confused them by yelling at them in German. I think yelling "Was ist dein Leben? Was sind Ihre Wahl?" would confuse anyone. But, we got chased, and I fell into tree. One of them even charged animalover1381, and I grabbed his stick and snapped it in half. We thought we lost my sis, but she was behind us the whole time. We all got scratches, and animalover1381 is kind of allergic to nature, so she had hives and all that jazz. But we had a good time, even though maddieb123789 felt really bad. It was still good, and we even had time to squeeze in a game of "Unfortunately and Fortunately." It's a game where someone makes up a completely random scenario, and the next person says something bad that would happen, and the next person says something positive that would happen, and so on. Sooooo, here's the story. Enjoy:

"One unsuspecting day, you walked into a Mcdonalds, but were surprised to see Donald Trump. Fortunately, he was just about to leave. But, he tripped and broke his ankle, so he had to stay for  another hour. But, fortunately, the ambulance was soon arriving. Alas, they had a flat tire. However, they had a mechanic. But, as fate would have it, the mechanic was struck by lightning. Someone, though, had a genie, and the genie made the man come back to life. Unfortunately, the genie was killed, and everything he did disappeared. But, someone had a redo button. Of course, someone broke it. So someone else went back in time, and made sure their parents never met. However, it didn't work, and the universe exploded.

                                                                                         The End.

Awesome right? Anyway, I had a great time, and I regret nothing except for the fact that I am a klutz, and I fell too many times. The land is my enemy.

                      -Matsukitty