Snail Porn

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My sister was sitting in the bathroom, and asked me to get her nook for her. I said I was busy, and she groaned. Then said "I'm bored." But guess what I heard? Snail Porn. Thanks, ears. Apparently it actually exists, and that makes me wonder why the human race still exists. Yeah. I looked it up.

I took a two hour motorcycle trip, and my but hurts. Uggh.

My sister and I are watching Markiplier play The Evil Within, and she ships Joseph and Sebastian. She's even reading fanfic. Granted, I ship them too. But that's not the point!

Enzo bit me.

              -Matsukitty

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