19. Phone Conversation

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HARRYS
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"Hello?"

"Hey Harry"

"Hey"

"Can I ask you something?"

"Yeah okay what is it?"

"How do fishes sleep when they don't have any beds?"

"Well they just float"

"we have water beds remember?"

"Hahaha not funny"

"Can I ask a question?"

"Fine"

"How do you put an elephant inside the fridge?"

"I dont know"

"Easy, open the fridge and put it in. I have another question"

"Okay, ask away"

"How do you put donkey in the fridge?"

"Easy, just open the fridge and put it in."

"Nope, you just open the fridge, remove the elephant and put it in"

"Ooh........okay"

"Let me ask another question. If all the animals went to the Lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing, which one would it be?"

"The Lion of course, because it would eat all the animals"

"No dear brother, it is the donkey because its still in the fridge"

"Are you kidding me??!"

"No. One last question."

"Ok"

"If theres a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you?"

"Theres no way, I need a boat"

"No you dont need one, you just swim. Because all the animals went to the Lion's party"

"You're.a weird kid, where did you learn all that?"

"Well. I dont know"

"Ya know where just a few doors away right?"

"Yep I know"


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