Not So Perfect

Chapter 9

"Alright, so we are about to begin. You are being graded on costume, style, choice of song, and overall performance. Who wants to volunteer first?" Ms. Sonia officially kickstarted the Talent Show. Many students raised their hands, including Aisha. She sat in baggy rap pants, heavy gold jewelry, and a cap that said FOB for Fall Out Boy. Ms. Sonia ignored Aisha and picked Meera instead. "Why don't you start us off, Meera?" Meera gave Aisha a smirk. It was time for Aisha to be brought back down to Earth. I was seated alone in a corner of the room while Vicky sat with Aisha, after having changed into the costume that Meera put together for all of us.

"Yes, of course." Ryan got up along with her and proceeded to set up for their music.

"Don't start making out in between," Aisha obnoxiously said.

Ryan ignored her, "To introduce our act, I would like to tell you a story. There was once a boy - smart, young, handsome. He acted all cool dude, but had a heart of gold. If there's a guy, then obviously there has to be a girl." The class chuckled. "The girl was sweet, bubbly, and chirpy. A soul meant to be free and soar. The two personalities met and eventually sparks flew. Presenting to you, the story of two people from friends to lovers. By the way, all credit goes to Meera for the amazing idea and choreography."

Meera blushed, "And credit to Ryan for putting the music together." Ryan started dancing alone.

Koi naa jaane kittho aaye hai tu
No one knows where You have come from
Sab de dilon vich ho gayi kukiduku (x2)
In everyone's hearts there is a disturbance

Inna sona, inna cool
He is so good looking, He is so cool
Munna inna wonderful
The guy is so wonderful
Ennu vekhe je kudiya toh kehndi
On seeing him all the girls say
"Oh My God! Oh My God!..."

Haan munda sab me sab ton best
The guy is best of the best
Munda better than the rest
He is better than the rest
Ennu vekhe ke munde toh kehnde
On seeing him the other guys say
"Oh My God!"

Oh seena 6 biscut da
He has 6 pack abs
Oh munda 6 foot da
He is 6 feet tall
Oh dheere dheere karda dhamaal sa
Slowly slowly he creates an uproar (frolic,enjoyment)
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da (x2)
The guy is fantastic
Oh kudiya te ho jaayegi flat oh di chaal da
The girls go flat just by seeing his walk
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
The guy is fantastic
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
The guy is fantastic
Oh munda kukkad kamaal da
The guy is fantastic
Bando mein banda perfect bemisal sa
He is the Guy among other guys, he is perfect and flawless
Kukkad kamaal da
He is fantastic

Attitude mode full on, Meera joined him. Ryan grabbed a mike and sang, describing her beauty while she danced.

Sone ka rang hai
She has the color of gold
Sheeshe ka ang hai
Her body seems to be made of crystal
Jo dekhe dang hai kya kahon
Whoever sees her, seems astounded, what should I say
Hairaan main bhi hoon
Even I am surprised
Yeh kya andaaz hai
What is this style
Itna kyun naaz hai
Why is she carrying so much pride
Ismein kya raaz hain kya kahoon
What's the secret in this, what should I say
Woh to pal mein khush hai pal mein khafa
She is happy in one moment, and angry in the other
Badle woh rang har ghadi
She changes her color, every moment
Par jabhi dekhoon roop uskea
But whenever I see her
Lagti hai pyaari badi
She seems so lovely
Use jitna dekhon utna sochon
As much as I see her, I think
Kya use main keh doon
Should I go and tell her
Pretty woman, hey, pretty woman
Dekho dekho na pretty woman
Look look now, pretty woman
Pretty woman
Dekhte ho na pretty woman
You are seeing her, pretty woman
Pretty woman
Tum bhi kaho naa pretty woman
You also say it now, pretty woman