When I woke up, Jane wasn't in her bed. So I went looking for her while everyone else slept .
I was about to go down the stairs, when I heard yelling coming from Jeff, Dee-Dee, and BEN's room.
Jane: -sounded like she was forcing someone into a bucket of water- WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?! TELL ME NOW YOU MOTHAFUCKIN JOKER RIPOFF.
Jeff: I don't know! I don't know! I- -gets forced into the water bucket-
BEN: DUDE! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BRINGING WATER HERE?! JANE! STOP DROWNING JEFF!
Me: -opens door- what's going....
Jane: THIS SICK BASTARD HID MY PILLS. -points at Jeff accusingly-
Me: pills?
BEN: she has OCD and mild Psychotic disorder, they were triggered by Jeff, don't ask how.
Jeff: meaning that I'm gonna suffer until we find them.
Me: good.
Dee-Dee: -from the closet- CAN I HELP?
Jane: WITH PLEASURE, MY FRIEND. WITH PLEASURE.
Jeff: I'm gonna die.... -whimpering-
Me: you do know you can run now, right?
Jeff: -runs away- HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Jane: -chases after him- YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!
Dee-Dee: -opens closet- PAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
BEN: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE WATEEEEEEEEEEEEER?
Me: WHY ARE WE TALKING LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIS?
BEN: beats me. -shrugs- but seriously, I hate water. Can you get that for me? -points at water bucket-
Me: fine. -gets bucket and throws it out a random open window- by the way, did you know that everyone is about 70% water?
BEN: -disapproving frown- well, fuck.
Sally: -storms into room with a spray bottle full of water- I SAID NO CURSING. DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS.
BEN: -runs away-
Me: my top is made of silk, my collar is leather, and my jewelery rusts easily. Could you please not?
Sally: fine....
Sally and I went looking for Jeff and Jane. We decided to awake Masky and Hoodie to help us with the search.
~in Masky and Hoodie's room~
Me: ok, you wake Hoodie up using Charlie, and I wake Masky with the squirt bottle, kay?
Sally: why do you want to wake masky up? Hmm? Tell me.
Me: -annoyed- just gimme the damn bottle.
Sally: -mischievous- with pleasure. -sprays contents of the bottle at my face-
Me: -running in circles screaming- GAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!
Sally: -giggles- that's what you get for cursing! By the way, that was Clorox, not water.
Me: IT BURNZ! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Masky: -rubs eyes and sits up- whaa...... -sees Sally laughing her ass off while I'm running in circles- oh my gawd! Hoodie! Wake up!
Hoodie: huh? -sees me and Sally- Sally! What did I tell you about the Clorox bottle?!
Sally: she said the d word. -points at me-
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Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic
Fanfiction(warning: this story has terrible grammar, autocorect mishaps, and parts where there are intense levels of swag. If you are to read this fanficton, please refrain from noticing said mistakes for now, since the author-sama of this book is a lazy arse...
