Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic

BEN's porn

I awoke late, at about 12:30, to be exact. As I lazily made my way to the dining room, I decided to not ask the gang about Nina. Things were going great, and the last thing I needed was to worry about a probably meaningless dream.

Well, more like a nightmare.

I pulled a chair, and sat down, staring at the grape flavored PopTart that stood before me. My hair was a mess, and I didn't even bother to change.

Me: .......sup?

BEN: woah, dude, what happened?

Me: bad dream.

Masky and Hoodie: if it's about moon children, it's BEN's fault. -both point at BEN accusingly-

BEN: not ALL nightmares about those FrUKing moon children are are caused by me!

Hoodie: -grumbles- radda radda radda radda radda......

Jane: it was probably caused by Jeff's ugliness. That shit can give anyone nightmares.

Sally: no cursing!

Me: oh, I see everyone's back to normal.

Slendy: we went to Walgreens for the pills this morning.

Me: oh.

Jeff: how can anyone say that? I am perfectly beautiful! -flips hair-

Me: you need a haircut.

Jeff: do not!

Me: you look gay.

Jeff: if you ask anyone in this room, they will ALL say I look good. Right, Janie?

Jane: nope, you're an ugly little fucker.

Everyone was about to nod in agreement, when Dee-Dee came running into the dining room. Books in hand, and leaving a trail of sparkly rainbows in her wake.

Dee-Dee: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

BEN: -groans, irritated- no.....

Dee-Dee: I found a secret compartment in the closet full of early Christmas presents! They're all books, and each one is for two people!

Everyone except for BEN: -looks at Dee-Dee, confused-

Dee-Dee: -handing out the books-

Me: they each say doujinshi..... -thinking of where I've heard the word-

BEN: eh........ -walks out of the room nervously-

Masky and Hoodie: -both take a look at the doujinshi- -after a while, Masky passes out, and Hoodie chucks the cursed manga out the window-

Dee-Dee and Jeff: -the doujinshi handed to them was hand drawn, halfway into it, Dee-Dee starts sobbing uncontrollably and Jeff's extremely pale face turns a dark red-

Jeff: -trying to console Dee-Dee- d-don't worry Dee-Dee. I would never do that. -hesitates, glancing at the doujinshi once more- yeah.... I would never do that!

Dee-Dee: asdfghjklqwertyuiopzxcvbnmlolwtf BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Jane: -picks up the book with her name on it- hmm.... -skims through the pages- I....... I......... It's.......... Jeff............ Jack........... Three way................. -faints-

Sally: yay! Presents! -picks up her doujinshi- -reads it- -runs away screaming-

Slendy: -retrieves the doujinshi that Sally had dropped- I wonder......... -half way through the book- oh....... hmmm.......? WAIT, WHAT? WHAT?!?! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!! WHAAAAAT?! -trying to process what is happening in the manga- -gives up and throws it to the ground- this shit is preposterous!

Me: -sees a hand drawn doujinshi with my name on it- huh? -starts reading- -a quarter of the way through- I never knew I was paired with....... Wait, wut? -criticizing the way I was drawn- -annoyed tone- my tits are NOT that big. JEEZ. -flips table-

BEN: -walks back into the room- hi....... Guys........

Me: -points at doujinshi- did you draw this?

BEN: uh...... Maybe.

Me: -chucks it at his face, knocking him down- make my boobs smaller!

Everyone else: wait...... BEN is the owner of the books?!

Me: doujinshis, they're like hentai, but in manga form.

Everyone else: ......?

Me: -sighs, rolling my eyes- it's comic book porn.

Everyone: -gives BEN death glares-

BEN: eh heh heh....... Oh! Look at the time! I have to go......... Buy a pony! -runs out of the cabin-

Jack: -enters the house as soon as BEN leaves- -his hoodie is ripped, and he looks beat up- sup, niggas...... The....... PopTart cat niggas......... Took........ Muh......... Kidneys............ yolo.........-falls-

Me: well then, now that we have witnessed first hand irony, I say we burn the doujinshis and get back to our normal everyday lives.

Everyone: agreed.