Sometimes, I wonder how Jeff and BEN accomplished this.
Jeff: -petting a tied up Smile- don't worry, boy. It'll be over soon.
Smile: -whining-
BEN: so..... if he lies, we play Keyboard Cat?
Jeff: yeah.......
BEN: -rolls eyes- how did I get stuck with this..... Fuck Miss Mary Mack.......
Jeff: -death glare-
BEN: -sigh- fine. -turns to Smile Dog- did you go into the kitchen while we were gone?
Smile: -nods- woof.
Jeff: he said that his dog dish is in the kitchen, so yeah.
BEN: you can understand him?
Jeff: Yup.
BEN: -chuckles- bullshit.
Jeff: I'm serious, ask him another question.
BEN: ok, what were you doing in the kitchen, Smile?
Smile: arf.
Jeff: eating his food.
BEN: this is ridiculous, can he even OPEN the fridge?
Jeff: he knows 7 languages, has a masters degree in mechanical engineering, and can set fire to things with his mind.
BEN: wut.
Smile: -glares intensely at the table, setting it on fire-
BEN: I'm not putting that out. -walks out of the room-
Jeff: -sighs, freeing Smile from the ropes- did you eat the cupcakes?
Smile: nope.
Jeff: did you see anything out of the ordinary?
Smile: I saw the Rake entering the house via window.
Jeff: okie-dokey, let's go tell the others.
Smile: ok.
Jeff: -looked at the table- but first, let's put that out.
Smile: fine with me.
Jeff and Smile: -calmly go to the kitchen to get some water to put out the fire-
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Fanfiction(warning: this story has terrible grammar, autocorect mishaps, and parts where there are intense levels of swag. If you are to read this fanficton, please refrain from noticing said mistakes for now, since the author-sama of this book is a lazy arse...
