Jeff was holding his hoodie as if it were a dead animal. Like Sally, I held in the urge to laugh my ass off on the spot.
Yeah.
Instead of a white bloodstained hoodie, we saw a pink bloodstained hoodie.
Masky: please, dude, tell
Hoodie: us that you're
Masky and Hoodie: not gonna wear that.
Pinkamena: oh! I love pink!
Sally: Jeff, I didn't know that you liked pink, isn't that a girl color?
Jeff: u-uh pink is manly, right , Merlyn?
Me: it matches your hairstyle.
Jeff: HEY.
Me: -shrugs- you asked.
Slendy: I must say, Jeffry, you've really messed yourself up on this miniscule stunt of yours. -scratches head, looking at the entrance to the laundry room- let's just hope that none of the other whites turned pink....
Smile: -is being chased out of the laundry room by Charlie- -drops something red at Jeff's feet-
Jeff: huh? What is it boy? -picks the red thing up-
Smile: woof woof bark arf.
Sally: Charlie...... -whining- I told you to guard the laundry room.......
Charlie: but he was too fast, Sally. I can't outrun a dog!
Sally: oh..... I never thought of that....... -runs up and hugs Charlie- it's ok, Charlie!
Charlie: Yayz! -hugs Sally back-
Jeff: Smile said that Sally put a red sock in the laundry!
Me: you got trolled by an eight-years-old. How macho.
Jeff: you just mad cuz I'm beautiful!
Me: yeah, keep thinking that.
Mikayla: Mikayla thinks that Woods, Joe, should get a new hoodie.
Jeff: but......
Dee-Dee: OOH PINK! Pinky pinky pinkity pink, da da daa~! -runs up to Jeff- can I keep it???
Jeff: -hands Dee-Dee the hoodie- what the hell, sure.
Dee-Dee: YAYZ! -puts it on- oh! You used Tide! I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove Tide!
Jeff: huh?
Pinkamena: the laundry sauce you used, was it Tide?
Me: you mean the detergent?
Pinkamena: I call it laundry sauce. -folds arms- is there a problem?
Me: no, potato potahto.
Pinkamena: atta girl.
BEN: so, do we get Jeff a new hoodie?
Jeff: but we already have a Hoodie. -points at Hoodie-
Hoodie: .....
Masky: -facepalm- no, he means a hoodie for you to WEAR.
Jeff: ooooooooooooooh...... I knew that.
Mikayla: Mikayla doesn't think that Joe knew that factoid.
Jeff: oh shut up.
Mikayla: disrespect Mikayla one more time, and Mikayla will get her buster sword, turn that son of a bitch sideways, and shove it up Woods, Joe's anal regions. Does Mikayla make herself clear?
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