Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic

Moehs be like-

Armini: that's a big house. -points at the cabin-

Me: right?

I opened the door, motioning for her to come in. She did so, followed by Masky and Hoodie.

Upon entering the house, closing the door behind us, we saw Mikki on the couch, eating California sushi rolls.

Mikki: oh sushi, how I love you so~! -notices us- oh, back from your proxy run thingy already?

Masky: it was cut short. We usualy get back at around one.

Mikki: wow. -points at Armini- who's the new kid?

Armini: uh.....

Me: she's Armini.

Mikki: like, did you guys kidnap her or something?

Hoodie: wut

Masky: no

Me: we're taking her in.

Armini: why would they kidnap me? Wut?

Mikki: hey. -puts her feet up on a nearby coffee table- just asking.

Me: so.......

Mikki: I'm ok with her staying, but where'll she sleep?

Masky: good question.

Hoodie: she can share a room with Pinkamena.

Me: but the attic is, like, the size of a jail cell. There's no way she could fit there.

Mikki: plus, what about her bed?

Masky: good point.

Me: but you guys had a bed for me in Jane and Sally's room when I was brought here.

Masky and Hoodie: yeah, but we were expecting you. Glenda knew she was being persecuted, so she prepared everything in advance in case she couldn't take care of you anymore.

Me: wait..... So you guys knew my grandma?

Masky and Hoodie: -nod- she made good brownies.

Me: right? I miss her cooking.

Masky and Hoodie: same.

Mikki: bed?

Me: oh! Right! We could always buy one.

Armini: where would I sleep till then?

Me: oh my flopping glob! We could have a group sleepover! -squeeing-

Masky: aren't you guys having one at Ari's? What would be the point in that?

Me: dunno...... -thinking- -puts on a Cat in the Hat hat that I got from out of nowhere-

Masky: lol wut

Me: it's my thinking hat. Duh.

Armini: nice thinking hat.

Me: arigatu. -kitty face-

Mikki: *Arigato

Me: Derp.

Jeff:-leaving a trail of sparkly rainbows in his wake- -'thrift shop' starts playing in the background- -walks into the room- like whaddup I got a lunchbo- what's Armini doing here?

Mikki: she's staying here for a while.

Hoodie: where were you?

Jeff: oh. I just came out of the closet.

Masky: that might explain the sparkly rainbows.

Me: ha! So you ARE gay!

Jeff: I WAS CHANGING GODDAMMIT.