Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic

Somepony took mah pastries!

I looked at BEN, then at Pinkamena, then at BEN once more. It's not that I don't like Pinkamena, I mean, she's like the Mr.Hyde side of Pinkie Pie, which is pretty cool. What she did to Rainbow Dash in the story "Cupcakes", though, was another story all together.

BEN: dude, I thought you'd like the idea of Pinkamena living here. You are a brony.

Me: yeah, but isn't she a risk?

BEN: Whaddaya mean?

Me: she tortured my second favorite pony and baked her into a batch of cupcakes. HOW IS THAT NOT A RISK?

BEN: well, you don't see Eyeless Jack coming into your room in the middle of the night and taking your kidneys, now, do you?

Pinkamena: calm your oversized tits, I only did that a few hundred times.

Me: -whining- MY BOOBS AREN'T THAT BIG. -flailing arms-

Jeff:-muttering- they have their own noise......

Me: DON'T START WITH ME.

Pinkamena: well anyway, I'm refined, it's not like I'll actually HURT anyone.

Mikki: wait........ You're BEN drowned, right?

BEN: Yup.

Mikki: -glomps Ben- ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXCVBNMLOLWTFYOU'REAWESOME

BEN: get off of me, hippo! -struggling to get free-

Mikki: dur, fine. -stands up, pouting-

BEN: -dusts himself off- jeez, woman.

Mikki: its Mikki, Mikki Hiromata.

Me: you're Japanese? Awesome!

Pinkamena: oh, so you compliment her, but not me. -pouts- I see how it is.

Me: huh?

Pinkamena: I just wanted to say something. God, for the main character, you really are the attention whore of the fan fiction.

Me: DAFUQ DID I DO? -whining-

Pinkamena: I dunno, ask the reader.

Me: ....it's my job to break the fourth wall, not yours.

Pinkamena: -shrugs- remember, I am part of Pinkie Pie.

Jeff: this conversation is dragging on. Why don't we go inside?

Me: ok, Shiteyanyo.

Jeff: don't mention that mmd model to me. It ripped me off.

BEN: lol.

Pinkamena: I made cupcakes, does anyone want cupcakes?

Me: yus.

Dee-Dee: YAYZ! CUPCAKES!

Jeff: well, I AM hungry.

BEN: I don't eat.

Masky and Hoodie: sure, why not?

Mikki: meh. If BEN doesn't eat, I don't eat.

BEN: fangirl?

Mikki: maybe.

Pinkamena: aaaand that's three cannon-based ships altogether.

BEN: shut up.......

We entered the wooden cabin, sure enough, the aroma of fresh chocolate cupcakes filled the household. When we got to the almighty dinning room, though, our hopes of stuffing our faces with pony-made cupcakes had vanished.

Technically, it was because Sally and Jane had beaten us to them. Their cheeks were littered with crumbs, and they were each pointing at one another accusingly, mouths full.

Pinkamena: I'd kill the two of you, but maybe you'll get diabetes first.

Me: how many cupcakes........

Pinkamena: 250.

Me: -jaw drops-

Jeff: fatasses. -shakes head-

Sally: nuh cushig! (no cursing!)

Jane: batud. (bastard.)

Masky and Hoodie: what about Merlyn's cupcakes?

Pinkamena: huh?

Me: it's the only thing I can cook without the causing a nuclear reaction in the kitchen.

Jeff: you can only cook cupcakes?

Dee-Dee: her glitter ones taste the yummiest.

Masky: she has a stash of them

Hoodie: in the fridge.

Jeff: glitter flavored?

Mikki: one does not simply make glitter flavored cupcakes, Jeff.

Masky and Hoodie: no, red velvet.

Jeff: -hugs me- OH HOW I LOVE YOU SO!

Me: -pushes Jeff off- -in Japan's voice- NO. I NEED PERSANAR SPACE.

Mikki, Masky and Hoodie: -trying not to laugh-

Me: -purple aura appears around me- ship this, and I will kill you so hard, you will die to death, da?

Mikki, Masky and Hoodie: -nod, nervously-

BEN: Jeff, I see you like red velvet cupcakes.

Jeff: Yus, Yus I do.

Mikki: awesome! -High-fives Jeff-

Pinkamena: it's been a while since I've tried cupcakes that weren't baked by me. Let's go.

Sally and Jane: cun bwe gwo? (can we go?)

Everyone except for them: NO.

We walked over to the fridge, expecting a tray of about twenty five red velvet cupcakes.

What we found, though, was a tray, with crumbs.

Me: WHO TOOK MY CUPCAKES?!