I took the tray out of the fridge, my hands were trembling. I had spent the entire morning (after the incident with the doujinshis) making these! Sure, I was gonna pig out and eat a few, but I WAS going to save some! I swear!
Pinkamena: I'm guessing that was the tray that held the cupcakes? -points at the tray-
Me: -drops tray- ya don't fahking say?!
Pinkamena: well. Someone must be on their period.
Me: don't start with me.
BEN: I say we hunt down the sick bastard who ate the cupcakes.
Mikki: I though you didn't eat.
BEN: and? I just want to find an excuse to shock someone. -summons a spark of electricity- like a Pikachu.
Me: you can do that?
BEN: -shrugs- sometimes.
Jeff: -having a temper tantrum on the kitchen floor- NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MAH CUPCAKES!!!!!!!!!
Mikki: wow.
BEN: -shocks Jeff- you greedy bastard, they're for all of us!
Jeff: -sobbing- b-but, I wanted a cupcake, a-and, someone ate them, a-and -flails arms- NOW THEY'RE GONE! THAT MONSTER!
Dee-Dee: -trying to console Jeff- don't worry, Joe! I'm sure Merlyn will bake some more, they'll be yummier than the last batch!
Jeff: -sniff- really?
Dee-Dee: yesh! -makes a creepy Russia smile, dark aura appears around her- and when we find the meanie who took those cupcakes and made you cry, I will get my hammer and -starts nyaning in a creepy manner-
Me: -hands her a bag of instant Starbucks brand coffee the way they hands people Snickers bars in commercials- you're not you when you're hungry.
Dee-Dee:-back to normal- Yayz! Coffee! -takes the bag-
Jeff: wut.......
Mikki: she can eat that?
Me, Masky, Hoodie, BEN, and Jeff: she can eat ANYTHING.
Mikki: wow.
Me: so, how bout we go interview everyone.
Mikki: kay, let's list the suspects. -takes out an Attack on Titan notebook and a Card Captor Sakura pen-
Me: otaku?
Mikki: yes.
Me: you, my good lady, are awesomer than ze awesome Prussia.
Mikki: and you are awesomer than Haruhi Suzumiya.
Me: I have that effect on people.
Jeff: the suspect?
Mikki: oh, yeah. Masky, Hoodie, Merlyn, Dee-Dee, and you don't count. Since you guys were gone. Slendy was too delusional to eat them. BEN was out with Pinkamena until......
BEN: about three minutes before you guys arrived.
Pinkamena: yup.
Mikki: ok, wait, how did you make 250 chocolate cupcakes in three minutes?
Pinkamena: I dunno much about hetalia, but how did China build a Chinatown in a UFO in less than five seconds?
Mikki: plus, this is a fan fiction, so........ Ok, the suspects are Sally, Jane, and.......
Me: Smile Dog, since I saw him enter the kitchen this morning before the TV marathon.
Masky and Hoodie: we saw our dear nigga, Jack, go to the kitchen for some swag food.
Jeff: we have swag food? Since when?
Masky: I
Hoodie: dunno
Masky and Hoodie: ask Slendy.
Mikki: ok..... So Smile Dog, and Eyeless Jack, right?
Pinkamena: don't forget Sally and Jane.
Me: how can someone pig out on so many cupcakes?
Pinkamena: they ate 250, I don't think 25 more will make much of a difference.
Me: hmm.......
Jeff: I guess we can interview everyone to see where they were while we were gone. It could be like one of those detective shows on TV.
BEN: we can also search for clues.
Mikki: ok, let's go.
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Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic
Fanfiction(warning: this story has terrible grammar, autocorect mishaps, and parts where there are intense levels of swag. If you are to read this fanficton, please refrain from noticing said mistakes for now, since the author-sama of this book is a lazy arse...
