I popped a Pizza Roll into my mouth, as Twilight Sparkle passed through an enchanted mirror, along with Spike, into the human world.
That's when it happened.
Everyone walked into the living room. I paused the TV, waiting for everyone to report what they learned as Sally whined.
Me: -with mouth full- whacha find out?
Mikki: Jane didn't do it.
Jeff: Smile saw the Rake enter the kitchen via the window.
Me: Sally said that she saw a monster peeking through the window, so that seems legit. Do you think it took the cupcakes?
Jeff: maybe, I dunno.
Me: well that Rake dude better lock his doors and shut his windows, cuz imma comin' for him.
Masky: maybe he's still
Hoodie: in the house.
Me: ok, let's go searching! -stands up and turns to Sally- you stay here, I already watched this movie.
Sally: so did I. -stands up-
Dee-Dee: -in Mario's voice- here we go!
Jane: -goes to our room- I don't want any part of this.
Mikki: -follows her- I had my fun.
Jane: wanna go in omegle?
Mikki: sure. Let's meet some smexy-hot otaku boys, why don't we?
Jeff: I'm staying, this'll be fun to watch. -goes to pick up the bowl of popcorn-
Me: -hisses- MY KILL.
Jeff:........
Jack: -walks by, rapping to Lil Wayne songs-
Slendy: -chasing him- NO, JACKSON! THAT HELLISH MUSIC KILLS BRAIN CELLS!
Masky and Hoodie: well, that was random.
Me: author-sama is stalling.
Pinkamena: -walks into the room- hi. I now declare Sally's Barbies as brutally beheaded.
Sally: -flips table- -calms down- oh well, those are Lisa's Barbies.
Jeff: Lisa ripped me off.
BEN: not all creepypastas who "put people to sleep" are ripping you off, Jeff.
Me: author-sama better stop stalling and get to the point of this chapter.
Jane: -from our room- STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH MOTHAFUCKING WALL!
Sally: no cursing!
Pinkamena: can't we just go?!
Me: fine with me. Let's look in the cellar.
Masky and Hoodie: why the cellar?
Me: pshaw, cuz ALL monsters be chillin in the cellar.
Sally: no, Merlyn, you sound like those parents that try to be 'cool' around their kids.
Slendy: -bursts through the wall, into the living room- NO MERLYN, NOT YOU TOO!
Pinkamena: let's just go to the fucking cellar.
Sally: -demonic voice- I SAID NO CURSING.
Pinkamena: calm your nonexistent tits, Sally.
Me: what is that, your catchphrase?
Pinkamena: no..... "life is a party" is my catchphrase.
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Just Another Creepypasta Fanfic
Fanfiction(warning: this story has terrible grammar, autocorect mishaps, and parts where there are intense levels of swag. If you are to read this fanficton, please refrain from noticing said mistakes for now, since the author-sama of this book is a lazy arse...
