"(Y/n)?"
"Oh, yeah Milhouse?"
"Why are you humming?"
"..."
It's the afternoon and I'm over at Milhouse's house babysitting. Right now, I'm fixing Milhouse some lunch while I text Bob.
I blush and cover my mouth.
"Was I humming? Oh, sorry, I, uh didn't even notice..."
I look down at my phone and smile widely.
Bob: Do you realize that we have been together for a month and three weeks now?
Me: Really? I cant believe u kept track. Now i feel like a bad gf :(
"(Y/n), um, I think the food is ready."
Suddenly I hear the microwave beeping over and over again.
"Oh, sorry!" I pull open the microwave and take out the food, setting if down on the table.
"Sorry Mil, I'm just a little... sorry. Um, eat up. And if you want more just call me 'kay?"
My phone buzzes, making me excited. I go to see the text when Milhouse speaks up.
"Wait, I thought you and I were gonna put on a movie?"
(Oh right. Damn. I wonder what Bob said... No, you are at work now. Focus!)
"Oh, of course. Yeah, I will put it on in a little bit, I just have some things I need to finish up real quickly, okay?"
"Yeah. Okay." Milhouse says with a small smile.
Bob: Oh now that is completely false. You are absolutely perfect.
Me: oh stop ^-^
Me: but seriously, has it really been that long??
Bob: Have you grown tired of me all ready? I understand.
Me: shut up! :p I'm just... Idk. Thats so long. You must be special or something.
Bob: First of all, please put an apostrophe between the 't' and the 's' of "that's".
Me: ...im dumping u. Bye
Bob: Second, I am nothing special. YOU are the one who is inane enough to stay with someone like me.
Me:
1) u spelled insane wrong so HA!
2) ur wonderful and i love you.
Bob: Darling, I love you as well, but I feel the need to inform you that "inane" is infact a word.
Me: nooooo :p
Bob: Look it up.
Me: noooooo
Bob: You are so lazy Sweetheart
Me: u r so mean. I hate you
Bob:
"Huh, what Milhouse?" I ask.
"I'm done eating. Can we watch the movie now?"
(Now? Darn it!)
"Uh, yeah. You go start it and I'll make the popcorn, cool?"
"Okay." the bluenette says happily, rushing to the living room.
"I just need to use the bathroom real quick."
I speed walk to the bathroom, lock the door and sit on the floor.
Bob: No you don't.
Me: yes i do. You tried to make me research stuff
Bob: I'm sorry.
Me: I don't forgive u
Bob: You are frustrating sometimes, do you realize that?
Me: u no u luv me
Bob: My lord, you're spelling is horrendous.
Me: ;)
Bob: But yes, I do love you. I love you so much.
I look at the text and grin.
Me: I love you more.
Bob: Now don't lie. I love much more.
Me: nope, I love u THIIIISS MUCH MORE!
Bob: I'm sorry darling, but my love for you is immeasurable. No mere words could express how much I adore you.
Me:...
Me: awwwww! Ok ok, u win *kiss*
Bob: :)
Me: hey, ive gotta go soon, but ill call you in a few hours or so ok?
Bob: I would love that. I miss your voice.
Me: heehee ^^ i miss you 2. ok, sorry but i gotta go. Bye.
Bob: Goodbye. Don't overwork yourself.
Me: thanks. Bye bye :)
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