soggy fries 》larry au

i have soggy fries.

louis

"Hello this is Manchester McDonald's, how may I help you?" His voice is deep and he talks slowly. It's honestly soothing.

I try my best not to laugh.

"Hello, I'd like to file a complaint." I say.

"Oh, okay, what is it?" He asked, sounding slightly disappointed. I smirk.

"I have soggy fries in my meal." I say seriously.

"What?" He asked, sounding confused.

"All my fries were soggy, and that's not okay. They're supposed to be crunchy and shit." I sigh. I hear him groan.

"I'm sorry, what do you want me to do?" He asked.

"How about you give me a free meal mate?"

"I'm sorry I can't do that. All I can do is apologize and-"

"I'd like to speak to the manager!" I order. He chuckles and I hear him let out a sigh.

"This is the manager." He snorts.

I cough and squeak, not realizing who I was speaking to.

"Didn't expect that, did you McBitch?"

Call Ended 4:39pm

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-alli

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