soggy fries 》larry au

i have soggy buns.

Taking it back old school this chapter also an update on the good things of 2017 so far

1. Ed Sheeran is making new music
2. Danielle was seen holding hands with someone who wasn't louis in London on new years which prooves Louinelle was bullshit
3. This is more 2016 but Harry hasn't been rumored with any girl for beard season so aHA
4. Larry is still real

-alli

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louis

"Hello this is Harry from Manchester McDonald's how may I help you?" His voice rings through the phone.

"Yes I would like to speak to a manager." I disguise my voice as a very high pitched woman's.

"Speaking, what seems to be the problem?" Harry asked.

"Um, my McChicken had very very soggy buns." I say.

"Louis?" Harry asks.

"Who's Louis?" I ask, holding in a laugh. Liam and Niall glare at me and shake their heads.

"Okay, sorry um, what do you mean your buns were soggy?" He asked. I sigh.

"They were covered in greese and it looked like they were soaked in water then served to me. It's disgusiting." I sass.

"Okay the rules I have to follow are this. We offer no refunds but we can give you a new meal as long as you bring a-LOUIS THIS IS YOU BITCH." Harry yells and I laugh in my normal voice.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry!" I laugh.

"I was bored! I missed prank calling the manager of my local McDonalds." I laugh.

"I remember your 'soggy fries' troll." Harry giggles.

"Good times." I smile.

"Who would have thought that you would be begging for me to fu-"

"That's enough!" Harry shouts.

"I have to get back to work." Harry says.

"Okay, bye Haz." I coo.

"Bye Lou."

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This is short because I had an idea and I was just gonna make it into a few separate parts and I didn't wanna get rid of this. This again is mostly just a filler but I don't see the main goal for this fanfiction at the moment which is why SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWN

-alli

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