soggy fries 》larry au

is Mr. Wall there?

louis

"Stop prank calling that poor boy!" Liam scolds me.

"I can do what I want." I say, dialing Harry's number. I make sure to star sixty seven his number so he doesn't know it's me. As it's ringing, Zayn tells me to disguise my voice. 

"Tried to sound like a buff lawyer." He says. I chuckle and nod.

"Hello?" Harry speaks.

"Is Mr. Wall there?" I asked.

"No, I think you have the wrong number." He says.

"What about Misses Wall?" I ask, biting my lip to hold in the laughter.

"No, I'm sorry, wrong number." He repeats. By his voice, I can tell he's getting annoyed. 

"Are there any walls there?" I ask, my voice getting hoarse from using a different accent. It hurts my throat to talk like that, because my voice is high pitched, it hurts to use a lower tone. 

"No." He says.

"Then can I ask what's holding up your roof?" I start to laugh, using my normal voice.

"Louis you fucking nugget." He says. I laugh harder at the insult. 

"I'm sorry I'm sorry." I laugh and he hangs up. I call him back.

"What Lewis?" He asked.

"I'm sorry, don't leave me please." I beg.

"Just text me, I'm about to go to work." He says. 

"You work too much." I tell him.

"Oops?" He says and hangs up. I call him back and he answers with a groan.

"Hi." I say giggly. 

"Louis I swear to god." I hear him chuckle.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry." I repeat.

"No you're not." He tells me.

"You sir are correct." I tell him. I hang up on him and look over at Zayn and Liam. "Oi!" I yell, throwing a pillow at them. 

"Stop snogging on me couch!" I laugh. They pull away and chuckle.

"How's your boyfriend?" Liam asked.

"He's not my boyfriend, not even my friend I think." I admit, a small frown on my face. 

"Aw, Louis loves him." Zayn coos and pokes my shoulder.

"Stop being a blonde Zayn." I roll my eyes at him.

"I swear, you roll your eyes any more they'll fall out of your skull." Liam laughs, looking over at Zayn. 

"Fall Out Eyes." Zayn laughs, slapping his knee and holding his stomach.

"Is that a band?" I asked, standing to my feet.

"It's a thing him and I do." He explains. 

"That's dumb." I say.

"It's funny." Zayn protested.

"What ever, I'm going out." I say, standing to my feet.

 "Where?" Liam yells back.

"To Micky D's!" I yell back. 

"Please get my McNuggets this time!" I hear Zayn yell before I leave the flat. 

I'm not really going to McDonalds. 

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WHERE IS THE SUN GOING

I wrote this in like twenty minutes, so sorry if it sucks. I start school soon so I'm trying to get as many updates in as possible. 

-alli 

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