I'm so ready for 5sos3 and for 1d to come back I'm getting impatient.
I love valentines day chapters because of the valentines day cards with shittt puns written in comic sans text.
Hope you enjoy this chapter!
-alli
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louis
It's Valentine's Day. A holiday I've never taken seriously until I met Harry fucking Styles. He loves the holiday for some reason, so I make it my goal for him to have the best valentines day a boyfriend can have.
Except this year it's fiancé, not boyfriend.
Harry's at work currently, so I'm trying to get things ready for tonight.
niall sent a text to 'group chat 😈'
Oh for fucks sake
niall: ITS FUCKING VALENTINES DAY
niall: YOU ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS !!!!
liam: the night where a lotta people have sex and half of the new generation is born in November
niall: NO YA NASTY
louis: he's gotta point Ni
niall: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU HOMO
kasey: YOU MEAN THE DAY WE FIND OUT THE GENDER OF OUR BABY?!
niall: h
niall: weLL YEAH
niall: GUYS IM TALKING ABOUT SENDING THE SHITTY VALENTINES DAY CARDS TO EACH OTHER
niall: WHERE'S MAH BOY HAZZA
louis: working before Kasey's appointment later.
harry: stop blowin up my phones you bozoes
niall: ahahha what the fuck is a bozoe
liam: I don't even wanna know
kasey: Harry you might wanna put your phone on silent!
harry: I figured hahs I'll meet you at the doctor's at three, I get off work at one thirty so I'll be ready by then
niall: y'all are BORING Me
louis: 👏 meme 👏 review 👏
niall: stop
niall: pewdiepie isn't funny
liam: i beG TO DIFFER
louis: shut up liam you haven't watch pewdiepie since 2013
liam: whatever
louis: where's your husband hoe
liam: same as yours, working
I can't help at grin at Liam's screw up.
louis: not yet
liam: not yet ?
kasey: they're not married yet silly
niall: 'silly'
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soggy fries 》larry au
FanfictionWhen Louis likes to prank call McDonalds and Harry happens to be the manager. [rewriting/editing] ©loucurves first published in summer of 2016
