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Imma just leave this here because it made me wanna cry and it only made me believe in this Larry Stylinson conspiracy even more.
all the pickup lines in the chapter are from @ hallucynated's book 'pickup lines'. it's funny and i read through it all in a day (my life is sad) go check it out
-alli
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louis
louis💦: WHATUP HOMIES
niall🍟: Never say that again.
louis💦: ):
harry👑: I just found out why the sky is blue
louis💦: Why is the grass green
zayn🐙: WHY IS EVERYtHING BLUE AND GREEN
liam🐻: Oh yeah Harry and Louis' eyes are blue and green
zayn🐙: WHAT KIND OF SOULMATE SHIT IS THIS
harry👑: Idk I just always thought the sky was reflecting the ocean water
louis💦: But Harry the sky is still blue in the middle of america (where there is no ocean)
harry👑: Well the earth is 75% water
niall🍟: Wait the why is the sky blue then?
harry👑: The sun's light reflects the water molecules in the sky, giving it a blue color
zayn🐙: What even is the color blue
zayn🐙: How do you explain blue without saying 'the color of' or the word 'blue' itself.
liam🐻: You're sending me into an essential crisis.
harry👑: ahahhaha FUCK
harry👑: What is the meaning of life
louis💦: you
niall🍟: SLIDING INTO THE DMs LIKE
zayn🐙: THAT WAS CUTE FUCK YOU LOUIS
liam🐻: I don't even get it
liam🐻: did you mean the meaning of life was Harry or that your life is worth living because of Harry?
harry👑: You always need the science side of everything
liam🐻: You're the one that brought up the sky being blue
