soggy fries 》larry au

louis' first day.

I'M SOBBING HIGH SCHOOL MAKES ME TIRED AS SHIT

goodbye staying up until 2am writing fan fic/: it's only nine thirty and i'm falling asleep

-alli

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louis

-two months later-

louis💦: i start my job today?

harry👑: why the ?

louis💦: CauSE I'M SCAreD 

harry👑: why babe?

I find myself blushing. Even though he calls literally everyone babe, I still feel butterflies in my stomach. Wait-why would I? Harry's just my best friend isn't he? 

Well, he's my friend that I flirt non-stop with, but we're just friends. 

harry👑: you there?

louis💦: oh-yeah, just getting ready. 

harry👑: can't belive you got fired the second day at the cafe.

louis💦: NO BITCH SASSES MY CLEANING SKILLS

harry👑: you literally made the place smell like pinesol and bleach. 

louis💦: ): 

louis💦 added Zayn🐙 to the chat

louis💦 added Liam🐻 to the chat. 

Liam🐻: what

Zayn🐙: I'm back ye

louis💦: I'M GoOOD AT CLEANING RIGHT?

harry👑: oml 😑😒

Zayn🐙: well

Liam🐻: well

louis💦: I'M OFFENDeD

Liam🐻: You're not bad at cleaning, you just over do it on the bleach, you only need a small lid full when you clean what ever you're cleaning. NOT A WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE

louis💦: idk about you but I love the smell of bleach

harry👑: PEOPLE DON'T LIKE SMELLING BLEACH WHILE EATING THEIR WAFFLES LOU

Zayn🐙: I'm going to go drink bleach tbh

louis💦: TOYS R US IS A BETTER JOB ANYWAY

Liam🐻: pls don't sass out any mums

Zayn🐙: or dads

harry👑: OR BABIES

louis💦: fuck kids they annoying. 

harry👑: I'm a kid?

louis💦: you're nineteen 

harry👑: and?

louis💦: YOU ADULT DUMMY