TF2 x Reader Oneshots

*How They Would Be Drunk*

Hello loves! I made another one due to a request. Enjoy :*

Scout- Having matured later than the others, Scout isn't quite used to it but will tackle alcohol like the other guys just to impress you. Once the effects kick in, he gets louder than ever and may make dirty, cheesy pick up lines. But being drunk also brings his sensitive side out and may cry if you scold him or ignore him. He's still deathly afraid of rainbows and will often swat you away whenever you approach him, saying "Ah already have a girlfriend," in a slurred voice. He apparently doesn't recognize you and takes you for another woman. But it makes you smile nonetheless- he's still loyal even when he's drunk.

Soldier- Will laugh maniacally at the slightest things such as a mouse scurrying over the floor, someone dropping the plates, or Scout getting hurt. The last one actually makes him laugh the most- any form of pain does anyway. But with you, he'll try to do nice things like folding the laundry or baking you a cake- the results come out either bad or decent, but it makes him smile even wider when you kiss his helmet and tell him how "you are a joy to America".

Pyro- He's actually the most sober of the guys in terms of drinking, after Demo of course. He still keeps a bit of his conscience and self when making decisions or simply when talking to you. Now he might set the whole place on fire- but that is when he's really, really drunk. Pyro becomes rather clingy and will follow you like a lovesick puppy everywhere you go, constantly muttering your name in repeated slurs. And you, being nice, will happily let him follow you anywhere you go.

Demoman- His natural state is drinking liquor so he'd actually be pretty sober. But on rare occasions when he is drunk out of his wits, he'll either make bombs or plan an extremely romantic dinner. Yes, Demo can go both ways- sometimes, to the extremes. You don't miss an opportunity and will thank him for being so thoughtful, even when alcohol is running his system.

Heavy- The tough Russian turns into a soft teddy bear who'll crave for hugs once he is drunk, probably thanks to the influence of his teammates. Although, he will get a little bit more impatient and possessive of you while in the state:He won't let anybody near you- especially Scout, and if something doesn't go his way, Heavy can easily go through emotional turmoil and will seek comfort from you. You, being his caring girlfriend, will stroke his bald head and tell him stories of heroic acts that made you fall in love him. Satisfied, he'd either go to sleep or drink more beer.

Engineer- The Engineer can be an entirely different person when drunk. Of course he'll still be somewhat nurturing and soft spoken like always, but like Scout, he can use some pretty dirty pick up lines, particularly ones that have to do with his dispenser. He'll stop if he sees that you're uncomfortable though and will settle on hugging you or rubbing his stubble onto your cheek. He knows you find this sweet and uses it to his advantage.

Medic- This guy. I swear- due to his German heritage, he can hold his liquor longer than most of the guys. But when drunk, he won't hesitate to get on top of the table and perform a strip tease, removing his clothing one by one. How could he decline when his teammates are cheering for him below? He's completely ok with being naked, but you fish him down from the table and ignore the disappointed sounds of the other guys. He pouts and whines a lot and would look for Archimedes more often than usual. He can still recognize his doves from one another, and he would use his size to his advantage to trap you in hugs and cuddles.

Sniper- He can get noisy when drunk. He is more prone to starting fights with people, especially when it comes to you. Like Soldier, he laughs at the little things. Sniper enjoys squishing your cheeks saying you're "tha cutest lil' wanker" he's ever had. But aside from being possessive and rather grouchy, he can still be quite a sweetheart and would drunkenly stumble into your room, plop on your bed, and tangle you in his long limbs for some cuddle times.

Spy- He's the silent type. He just stays still when drunk, mostly propping an arm up to rest his head on. Other times, you'd find him lying down on his back on the bed, head off to the side and dangling down, his eyes looking for you. He rarely speaks but will pull you into his arms or onto his lap completely and silently unannounced. You've grown quite used to it though and would just sigh as you play with his tie. On rarer occasions, he'd slur some French then pass out on top of you.

Heh. Lol so this is for drunk mercs XD. Blind!Medic X Reader coming soon. ;)

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