MINIZERK ONESHOTS [DISCONTINUED]

~ Mistletoe ~

In which Josh and Simon are under the mistletoe.

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It was Christmas Day and for once, the housemates of the infamous sidemen house decided to spend it together. Although they were quite disappointed the other 3 couldn't join them, they understood why. They of course wanted to spend Christmas with their family as they didn't see them often.

In the kitchen were Josh and Simon making the Christmas dinner. After cooking for each other for so long (and being the best cooks in the sidemen) they decided to actually try and make food for Vikk and JJ. You can imagine how well that went.. When cooking for each other, they took it seriously, wanting to impress the other person. However, when cooking together, all hell would break loose. God knows why Vikk and JJ decided to trust them..

"Josh..." Simon spoke suspiciously, dragging out the 'sh' sound.

"What've you done this time?" Josh asked with a sigh. Josh knew Simon all too well. He knew that when he used that tone of voice, something went wrong.

"I may or may not have burnt the turkey.." Simon told Josh, earning a groan from the elder.

"For fuck sake Simon! That's the only one we fucking have! What're we meant to do now?!" Josh shouted.

"I know what we could do.." and after saying them words, Simon threw the burnt turkey at Josh. It wasn't like there was any use for it anymore, so Simon didn't see the problem with throwing it at his best friend.

"Oh you're gonna get it." muttered Josh, Simon only just hearing it.

"Shit.." Simon whispered, regretting his decision instantly.

Pretending he was innocent, Simon slowly turned around and continued making the now spoiled roast. However, Josh new the truth. He new that Simon was far from innocent, that he was the one who threw the turkey at his head. Therefore Josh did the same. He glanced at Simon, making sure he wasn't watching and cautiously picked up the turkey that was now on the floor. Aiming so it was in the perfect position, he lobbed the turkey at Simon, hitting the back of his head.

"Ouch! You fucking bitch!" Simon shouted, throwing the now useless turkey back at Josh. Soon it became a full on food fight, and when the other two housemates came downstairs, they had no idea.

"Erm guys.. What the fuck's going on here?" Vikk questioned.

"Simon burnt the turkey and fucking threw it at me!" Josh answered.

"Hey! You threw it back! This isn't all my fault!" Simon exclaimed.

"So basically you guys had a food fight with a turkey?" Vikk asked.

"Yup. Basically." Josh replied.

"I don't think that's the only thing we should be worried about.." JJ stated, butting into the conversation.

"What do you mean Jide?" Simon began, slowly beginning to worry.

"Simon, Josh, look above you two.." JJ told them. Above Simon and Josh was mistletoe. Such a coincidence they were standing perfectly either side of it..

"Shit." Simon muttered.

"No no no no no I am not kissing Simon. No. I have Freya!" Josh shouted, trying to cover his want to actually kiss his blonde best friend.

"Exactly! And I have... my hand!" Simon exclaimed, also trying to cover up his want to kiss his bearded best friend.

"Oh please. All 5 of us know you guys have a crush on each other! It's obvious! Now kiss before I push your faces together myself." JJ claimed.

Knowing the two would have to do it eventually, Simon and Josh began walking over to each other, completely taken aback that this was actually happening.

"Are we really doing this?" Simon questioned, now resting his forehead against Josh's.

"I mean, we kind of have too." Josh whispered back.

Hesitating slightly, Josh pushed his lips against Simon, loving the feeling of his best friend's lips against his. They both needed this after having crushes on each other for so long. They needed the feeling of their lips on each other's. Simon decided to deepen the kiss, wrapping his arms around Josh's neck, forgetting that their housemates were watching them in awe.

"This is so cute oh my god!" Vikk announced, causing the two to break apart, their faces red as tomatoes.

"I'm dumping Freya." Josh stated.

"Fucking finally!" Simon then shouted, pulling Josh into another kiss.

What a great way to spend Christmas.

Word count: 732
I really need to start updating 'My Geography Teacher' lmao. I just prefer writing oneshots to actual stories I guess. So I'm sorry about that 😂

Hope you enjoyed! <3