Eddie's cellphone rings and he quickly answers. "Hello?" he asks. "There's good and bad news. First of all, I'm going on the Playboy Cover Magazine," Helen states. "Great for you, you're sexy. What's the bad news?" Eddie asks. "Sounds like someone's horny. But the bad news is that one of us women for the Playboy Cover is going to the hospital," Helen says. "Is it you? If not, I don't care," Eddie replies. "Yeah, it's not me, but Nash is getting arrested for beating her up," Helen states. "Whoa, what?" Eddie asks. "Nash's getting arrested! They're putting him in the cop car right now! He's gonna be in jail for six months since he beat up one of the cops. It's my fault, though. It was for me," Helen continues. "Oh, damn it. What do you want me to do?" Eddie asks. "Talk the cops out of it. I tried and it didn't work," Helen replies. "Oh, alright," Eddie sighs, then hangs up and grabs the keys off the counter. He then looks at the keys, placing them back down on the counter. "Oh well, he did it to himself. Hope he loves prison," Eddie then mumbles to himself.
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Funny/WTF Adventure of Ginna Moments
HumorI'm writing a story called The Adventure of Ginna. This is a collection of the funny and wtf moments in it.
