Jercy - - Oneshot #55
Melody_Chant I am putting you as Melody because I don't think you'd want to be tagged this often. . . :)
Bridget: Welcome to another. . . *a different drumroll* Ask Jercy! And today, I shall have help! Introducing Melody_Chant to help me today! Yayy!!!
Melody: Yay!
Bridget: And now let's kidnap— I mean gather. . . Yeah, gather our lovely couple!
Jason: Dang it Percy!
Percy: I didn't think she'd kidnap us again!
Bridget: I gathered you!
Percy: *screams*
Jason: *sighs then notices Melody standing there.* Hi?
Melody: Hi. . . *trying not to faint*
Bridget: Now, first question!
Percy: *groans* This again!
Jason: *sighs* We have no choice.
Bridget: That's the spirit! Melody, you wanna tell them what they have to answer?
Melody: Yes. *clears throat before asking* (Question from nerdyreader46 ) Do either of you watch Doctor Who?
Percy: Leo talked about it once. . .
Jason: Yes.
Percy: When'd you have time to watch Doctor Who?!
Jason: MY TIME SCALES AND SLEEP SCHEDULES DON'T APPLY WHEN I'M WATCHING DOCTOR WHO!!!!!
Percy: Okay. . . Okay
Bridget: Never watched it. Melody, next question? *card slips out of pocket.* Crap, *laughs nervously and quickly picks up cards* ignore that. . . Melody. . . Continue.
Melody: *glances at cards to see them with words of Jercy fluff, inflicts internal fangirl damage as she says the next question— trying desperately not to scream about her OTP* Question 2 is If you two were to have a baby,who'd be the 'mother?' (Question by Ghostkitty11). *blushes*
Bridget: *blushes also, then looks at Jercy*
Jason: Wut?
Percy: You mean as. Like. Um, Male pregnancy?!
Jason: How's that possible?!
Bridget: Didn't Loki have a daughter?
Percy: What does this have to do with Loki?!
Melody: Loki's a guy. But he switched to a girl– had a kid– something like that. So technically, mythology can gift you with a bundle to joy!
Jason: But we're men.
Percy: Manly men.
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