Mia👑: Abcdefg
Mia👑: I want an iguana
Mia👑: What if we were all chickens?
Mia👑: I would have to for once run so I wouldn't get eaten
Mia👑: It'd probably do me good
Mia👑: I could burn off lots of calories
Mia👑: Why don't chicken's legs snap when they're walking?
Mia👑: Their legs are so skinny
Mia👑: I think if I threw a water balloon at a chicken's leg it'd snap
Mia👑: Never throw water balloons at chickens
Mia👑: I've made a big decision and I'll tell you when you're not busy
Mia👑: It's been 3 hours and I'm getting tired of waiting
Mia👑: Now it's been 7 hours
Mia👑: I've never gone a day without talking to you
Mia👑: There's always a first for everything
Mia👑: Goodnight Zach
Zach🐊: Gm princess
Mia👑: Am I not good enough for the full word?
Mia👑: Am I only good enough for slang?
Zach🐊: I'm sorry!! You're definitely more than good enough for slang.
Mia👑: I just realized something really freaking cool!!
Zach🐊: What is it?
Mia👑: Slang is short for short language
Zach🐊: MY MIND IS BLOWN
Mia👑: I'M SO SHOOK
Zach🐊: Albert Einstein who? UH NO MIA IS NOW THE SMARTEST
Mia👑: Lol Albert my goldfish is probably smarter than me
Zach🐊: I don't believe you
Mia👑: Kool
Zach🐊: I'm sorry I didn't text you yesterday. I was really busy.
Mia👑: It's fine and I'm sorry for being needy
Zach🐊: You aren't needy
Mia👑: Whatever you say
Zach🐊: What was the important thing you wanted to tell me?
Mia👑: I'm outside your door
Zach🐊: Are you serious?!?!
Zach🐊: I'M COMING NOW
Zach🐊: I opened the door and there was no one there
Mia👑: I'm sorry
Zach🐊: I hate you
Mia👑: is it opposite day?
Zach🐊: No, why?
Mia👑: You said you hated me and that is impossible. It must be opposite day because you love me
Zach🐊: Then I love you
Mia👑: Ew why?
Mia👑: Jk I love youuu
Zach🐊: I know you do
Mia👑: The important thing is I'm going to become a chicken. My mom told me to follow my dreams and become what I want to be.
Zach🐊: Are you serious?
Mia👑: I am officially a full time chicken after I eat the KFC my brother brought
Zach🐊: That makes you a cannibal
Mia👑: I AM THE OPPOSITE OF A CANNIBAL
Mia👑: I am labinnac
Zach🐊: Wtf
Zach🐊: Is that even a word?
Mia👑: It is now
Zach🐊: What does it mean?
Mia👑: A chicken against chicken eating
Zach🐊: You're eating chicken right now
Mia👑: Hush hush
Zach🐊: You're crazy
Mia👑: Tell me something I don't know
Zach🐊: I'm hot
Mia👑: I noticed
Zach🐊: Thanks but I meant it's too hot outside
Mia👑: Honesty is the best policy
Zach🐊: So you think I'm hot?
Mia👑: Yes
Zach🐊: I think you're hot too
Mia👑: You don't know what I look like
Mia👑: I COULD BE A DEFORMED WHALE/GORILLA THING
Zach🐊: Well I have a feeling you're hot
Mia👑: Actually I'm kinda cold right now
Zach🐊: Oh my gosh
Mia👑: No, but I am hot
Zach🐊: Hotter than me?
Mia👑: Nah but I'm still hot
Zach🐊: I love talking to you
Mia👑: I love talking to you too
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Word count: 618
I'll try and update tomorrow.
I really hope things get less cringe worthy
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New Phone//Zach Herron (1)
Fanfiction"A new phone and one wrong number are the best things that have ever happened to me because they led me to you." I once ranked #2 in Fanfiction and I keep this here to remember it (October 1, 2017) #1 in #Wrongnumber #1 in #WhyDon'tWe (and all thei...
