New Phone//Zach Herron (1)

Chapter 11

Zach🐊: I love your brown eyes

Zach🐊: and your long brown hair

Zach🐊: and your nice butt

Mia👑: Which friend of Zach's is this?

Zach🐊: How'd you know?

Mia👑: Zach knows my eyes aren't brown and my hair isn't brown either. Also, he would never compliment my butt.

Zach🐊: How do you know he won't compliment your butt?

Mia👑: He's too awkward to do that

Zach🐊: I'm sorry that was Jack

Mia👑: He said I have a nice butt so it's cool.

Zach🐊: I thought I had more space on my bed and I tried to roll ever... I fell on the ground instead and it hurt

Mia👑: Small clumsy Herron

Mia👑: I need to tell you something

Zach🐊: What is it?

Mia👑: I'm in love with pizza

Zach🐊: Me too

Mia👑: It's so good

Zach🐊: Yeah I know, I have taste buds too

Mia👑: Really?

Mia👑: I thought I was the only one

Zach🐊: You're crazy

Mia👑: I know

Zach🐊: I really really really really really really like you and I want you

Mia👑: Do you want me, do you want me too?

Zach🐊: I don't know the rest of the words

Mia👑: You're lame

Zach🐊: Wow thanks

Mia👑: I want to meet your siblings

Zach🐊: I have an idea

Mia👑: I'm listening

Mia👑: Well reading

Zach🐊: When I go home I'll take you home with me so you can meet Ryan and Reese

Mia👑: I don't want to disturb your family

Zach🐊: About that

Mia👑: Oh no

Zach🐊: I talked to my mom yesterday and I may have told her about you

Mia👑: Well there goes my first impression

Zach🐊: She said you sound like a great person and she wants to meet you

Mia👑: Why would you do this to me?

Zach🐊: But she already likes you so it won't be awkward

Mia👑: Are you sure your mom doesn't hate me?

Zach🐊: I'm 100% sure

Mia👑: You promise you aren't lying?

Zach🐊: I pinky promise

Mia👑: Tell me more about your band that I won't listen to

Zach🐊: Well, there's Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey, Jonah Marais, Corbyn Besson, and me

Mia👑: DANIEL SEAVEY!! OMG I USED TO HAVE A MAJOR CRUSH ON HIM WHEN HE WAS ON AMERICAN IDOL

Zach🐊: Do you still have a crush on him?

Mia👑: I was young, I obviously don't anymore

Zach🐊: Why'd you crush on him?

Mia👑: He was cute and kinda awkward

Zach🐊: He said thanks

Mia👑: DID YOU TELL HIM?!?

Zach🐊: Maybe

Mia👑: I hate you so much like wow what a great best friend

Zach🐊: Thanks Mia

Mia👑: I WAS BEING SARCASTIC

Mia👑: YOU RED BANANA FACE

Zach🐊: I'M NOT A BANANA FACE

Mia👑: Yes you are

Zach🐊: Who do you have a crush on now?

Mia👑: Shawn Mendes

Zach🐊: I mean like a real person

Mia👑: I DIDN'T REALIZE SHAWN MENDES WAS JUST A STATUE! HOW COULD I FORGET THAT HE ISN'T A REAL PERSON?

Zach🐊: I feel like an idiot for wording it like that

Mia👑: I have no idea where you have gotten your education because last time I checked he's a real person

Zach🐊: I'm sorry

Mia👑: Are all boys really bad at peeing or is it just my brother?

Zach🐊: What?

Mia👑: Well I went to use the bathroom downstairs and he aimed at the floor instead of the toilet!!

Mia👑: What is he trying to do? SPELL HIS NAME OUT WITH HIS PEE?

Zach🐊: Mia

Mia👑: Zach

Zach🐊: Calm down

Mia👑: Is it like a game to not pee in the toilet? Do you play that game? Are you good at it?

Zach🐊: I pee in the toilet!! I don't try and pee on the ground. This is so awkward.

Mia👑: Why is it awkward?

Zach🐊: It just is

Mia👑: You're just an awkward person. I'm sure if I told another person about this they'd think it's normal.

Zach🐊: They'd think you're a psychopath who has too much free time.

Mia👑: They aren't wrong
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Word count: 743
This was so random. New update later today or tomorrow.

Wtf was I thinking