Insult Wars - Fick

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Characters - Finn Wolfhard, Jack Dylan Grazer
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"You're an EEEEEEGGGGGG!" Jack yelled.

"Well you're a dry crusty flannel!" Finn replied, smirking.

"You camel toe!" Jack shouted then he burst out in laughter.

"You mouldy carrot!"

"Slimy sausage!"

"Im not saying you're stupid, I'm just saying you've got bad luck when it comes to thinking." Finn raised an eyebrow and cocked his head slightly.

"Well, roses are red violets are blue I thought I was ugly until I met you." Jack snapped his fingers, clearly thinking he won.

"Short boy!" Finn screamed. Jack gasped loudly and raised his arms in fists.

"Come atteth me!" He slowly inched towards Finn.

"Idiot." Finn whispered then slowly pressed his lips to Jack's.

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