The Reason Leo Dies (or sorta dies... well everybody wants him to die)

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*HotStuff has made a group chat*

BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all the Gods! I will kill you for this!

HotStuff: Percy, shut up. You're a cinnamon roll.

DeadOfWinter: Leo have you even read the books about him?

HotStuff: How are you even in the chat, Rose? You're the author!

DeadOfWinter:... because I'm the author.

BlanketBurrito: What? NO! I am the Ghost King! Leo, change my name! Or I'll send an army of skeletons to tear Festus apart!

*HotStuff has changed BlanketBurrito to SunnyDKing*

DeadOfWinter: HAHA! Noooo! I liked BlanketBurrito! Pleeeeaaase Neeks?

SunnyDKing:No! And what in Zeus's glorious balding head is my name suppose to mean?!

BlueCookies: LEO! I FRIKIN LOVE YOU, DUDE!

HotStuff: Oh it's what the cool kids say these days. Nothing bad.

*HotStuff has added ScaryLady to the chat*

ScaryLady: Valdez! Change my name to something more appropriate!

*HotStuff has changed ScaryLady to AnnabethRUN*

AnnabethRUN: Seriously? Am I that terrifying?

SunnyDKing:... Yes.

AnnabethRUN: I will personally kill you, Valdez.

BlueCookies: I think we have already established that everybody will single handedly kill Leo.

*HotStuff has changed the name of the group to Demigod Schist*

DeadOfWinter: Thanks for actually doing something, Leo. But that's all I'm gonna write on this chapter. It's all Leo's fault that it even happened!

HotStuff: Excuse me? I am a perfect angel who would never annoy anybody!

DeadOfWinter: Whatever. Anyhow, this is what happens when I get bored, which happens WAY too much! Sorry if I'm annoying you guys!

SunnyDKing: You aren't annoying.

DeadOfWinter: I'm not?

SunnyDKing: Well you are right now. But maybe if you added... oh maybe... somebody like... Will in the next chapter. Then it'll be fine.

DeadOfWinter: Whatever, my idiotic yet adorable brother. Bye guys!

*The chat has been closed*

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