I don't even know what to call this.........

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*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: *scrolling through Pinterest and sees this*
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DeadOfWinter: This is a.....

DeadOfWinter: This is a shirt.....

BlueCookies: *pulls out Riptide* This is a pen.

BlanketBurrito: and this is me walking away before Percy can read the shirt.

BlueCookies: *reads shirt*

SmarterThanU: Oh no.... here it comes.

PipedUp: TAKE COVER! *dives into bomb shelter*

GoldenGirl: We gotta save Nico!

WoofWoof: Hazel, don't worry.

WoofWoof: He... he can fend for himself. But we must go.

GoldenGirl: *a tear slips out of eye..... dramatically*

*they ride off into the God's dam sunset*

BlueCookies: whaT DO YA MEAN I'M NOT HIS TYPE?!

BlueCookies: Hahahahahahah!

BlueCookies: I'M EVERYONE'S TYPE. *smashes cereal box on his head*

SuperBrick: HE'S THE BEST TYPE!

BlueCookies: I'M THE ONLY TYPE!

SuperBrick: I mean, he sure is my type!

Everyone: *eyes slowly goes to Jason, like when, in an anime, everyone is judging this one person*

BlueCookies: Bro... you're my type too!

SuperBrick: No, bro. *puts hand on Percy's shoulder*

SuperBrick: You're your type.

*cue the cheesy laughter*

DeadOfWinter: IT WORKS!

HotStuff: Wait, so does that mean Percy's a Leo?

HotStuff: And I'm a Percy?

HotStuff: Because my type is really only...

HuntressCakey: *getting Roe merch ready*

HotStuff: Myself.

BlanketBurrito: But yeah *puts arm around Will*

BlanketBurrito: This is my type.

DeadOfWinter: Now I need a shirt that says "Not my type" with an arrow and then a matching shirt that says "I'm not their type, SOMEHOW."

DeadOfWinter: And then another shirt with "THIS is my type" and a matching shirt that says "HOW'S THAT FEEL, PERCY?!"

DrSunshine: NEEKS, WE ARE GETTING THOSE!

DeadOfWinter: They aren't ou-

HuntressCakey: YES THEY ARE!

DeadOfWinter: Oh....

DeadOfWinter: Oh, okay.

*stampeded of fangirls race to get some*

*The chat is currently on lock down due to a fangirl overload*

BUT I NEED SHIRTS LIKE THAT! 😂

If you can design a shirt like that, I will pay however much you want for them.

I NEED THEM!!!!

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