Jason, the ________ _______ (And Nico's REALLY bad side)

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*The chat is now open*

SuperBrick: psst, Rose.

DeadOfWinter: *whisper whisper** what?

SuperBrick: I got the good stuff. You might want it.

DeadOfWinter: *crazy gleam in eyes* what is it?

SuperBrick: *hands Rose a picture of Neeks and Will cuddling*

DeadOfWinter: *passes two dranchmas to Jason behind her back*

DeadOfWinter: I've totally given up my loyalty to Nico X)

BlanketBurrito: Rose. Jason... we can see the chat messages.

SuperBrick:...

DeadOfWinter: *jumps onto knees* I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY, NEEKS!

BlanketBurrito: *attempts a stern voice* Will it happen again?

DeadOfWinter: Yeah! Deffiantely!

DrSunshine: we've lost her, haven't we.

BlueCookies: Yup!

SmarterThanU: Why is always Jason who gets in trouble for the Solangelo messes.

PipedUp: Yeah! I'm pretty sure that Percy took action in it.

DrSunshine: Good point...

BlanketBurrito: Jason's like the... um....

DeadOfWinter: Solangelo mascot.

(That's what the blanks were for in the title)

SuperBrick: I likez it.

SuperBrick: SOLANGELO AWAY!!!!

SuperBrick: *does some type of cheesey highschool cheerleader squad cheer with Percy*

HotStuff: Can I be in control of special effects? *lights hands on fire*

DeadOfWinter: Yes! Perfect!

BlueCookies: But ever group needs a smart leader!

BlueCookies: *looks at Annabeth*

SmarterThanU: *shuffles behind Rose*

DeadOfWinter:...

DeadOfWinter: Are you saying that I'm not smart?

BlueCookies: Oh! Rose... you're here... didn't notice.

DeadOfWinter: 'cause if you are, I one hundred percent agree.

DeadOfWinter:... but I'm the leader, anyway.

GoldenGirl: I still ship Reynico.

WoofWoof: I don't ship. *turns into an eagle, abandoning his girlfriend along with the rest of us*

HotStuff: Rood.

DrSunshine: I TOLD YOU, ANNABETH!

DrSunshine: About fifty thousand chapters ago, you corrected me when I said that

DrSusnhine: I was like "It's internet slang" But you just blew it off.

BlanketBurrito: Will, calm down. *kiss on the freaking lips*

Solangelo Squad: *noses bleed in unison*

BlueCookies: TAKE. PICTURES!

SuperBrick: GET THE READY TO SELL THE PICTURES!

DeadOfWinter: *just running around fangirling all over the place*

HotStuff: *spelling "Solangelo" with flames cause why not*

DrSunshine: *'sad' voice* Nico.... we lost her.

DrSunshine: she isn't coming back.

DrSusnhine: Rose chose her fate...

BlanketBurrito: *shrug shrug* mk. What now?

BlanketBurrito: Just kidding *summons skeletons*

DeadOfWinter: *being dragged twords Nico by skeletons*

BlanketBurrito: OKAY, LISTEN HERE, SISTER!

BlanketBurrito: *points at Solangelo mess* YOU ARE NOT TO TAKE PART IN THAT-

(The rest of those five paragraphs had to be bleeped out)

DeadOfWinter: *crying* I-i-im so sorry Neeksss!

BlanketBurrito: WILL IT HAPPEN AGAIN?

DeadOfWinter: There's a fifty percent chance!

BlanketBurrito: *glare*

DeadOfWinter: FORTY-FIVE!

BlanketBurrito: *summons skeletons*

*The chat has been closed*

Cakey: So how did it actually go?

Rose: Nico made the skeletons tickle me. I finally gave in.

Cakey: How could you?!

Rose: I didn't promise...

Rose: By the way, sorry for posting so late!

Rose: *points at Cakey* she made me do it.

Cakey: I only suggested it!

Rose: *points at self* she made me do it!

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