Okay, so my friend... she says to call her Bob... anyhow, she asked me to add her to this. I mean, I kinda have to...
She knows where I live...
Well, at least I've told her. Don't know if she remembers... or cares.
*The chat is now open*
SmarterThanU: *groans* not this again.
DeadOfWinter: Shut up, I made a promise.
PipedUp: Wait,
PipedUp: *takes a deep breath*
PipedUp: ROSE, DO YOU REMEMBER LAST TIME YOU MADE A PROMISE?!
PipedUp: THE WHOLE CAMP TURNED INVISIBLE!
DeadOfWinter: But this is different!
PipedUp: HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT?!
*BobTots is running into the chat*
(I ASKED FOR A VERB! SHE GAVE ME THAT!)
PipedUp: Yes
KingBob4EVA: Are chu talkin' about me?
KingBob4EVA: Because I am AWESOME.
DrSunshine: She sounds like my father...
BlanketBurrito: She's probably better...
BlanketBurrito: Hopefully.
KingBob4EVA: I'M BETTER THAN EVERYONE!
(Don't judge her too harshly... she's weird.)
(But she actually says that irl....)
IBeAwesome: UH, EX-CUH-OOZ YOU!
IBeAwesome: DER AIN'T NU ONE BETTER DEN ME!
KingBob4EVA: OBJECTION!
BlueCookies: UH, HAVE YOU TWO EVEN SEEN ME?!
SmarterThanU: STOP BOOSTING YOUR EGO, SEAWEED BRAIN!
SuperBrick: *throws brick at Annabeth* HIS EGO IS FINE! FUDGE SUNDAE YOU!!!
DeadOfWinter: *seriously bored now* Welcoming...
DeadOfWinter: Bob.
DeadOfWinter: Not the titan.
BlueCookies: B-b-bob?
BlanketBurrito: HE WAS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! NOT CARING TO VISIT HIM WHILE HE WAS STUCK IN HELL AS A JANITOR!
BlueCookies: *tears slips down eye*
HotStuff: BOB SAYS HELLO!
DeadOfWinter: *pats Leo on the head* Very good, my futu- ffffriend.
KingBob4EVA: *finger slaps Apollo* NO ONE IS BETTER THAN ME!
IBeAwesome: YOU DARE FINGER SLAP A GOD?!
KingBob4EVA: I MAKE A BETTER GOD THAN YOU!
IBeAwesome: YOU'RE A MORTAL!!!
KingBob4EVA: SAYS WHO?!
IBeAwesome: uh.... deh..... Rose... um.... what species is...?
DeadOfWinter: Tater tot.
IBeAwesome: Tater tot?
DeadOfWinter: Tater tot.
KingBob4EVA: FRIGGIN' TATER TOT!
IBeAwesome: Like a Griffin tater tot... or a blue tater tot...
BlueCookies: Blue Tater tots?
BlueCookies: THEY SHALL NEVER BEET BLUE COOKIES!
(Ah, the food jokes)
KingBob4EVA: YOUR BLUE COOKIES ARE DEAD.
KingBob4EVA: I KILLED THEM.
BlueCookies: NOOOOOOOOO!
BlueCookies: *jumps into lake*
BlueCookies: THIS WORLD IS TOO EVIL!
Everyone: .....
WoofWoof: Uh....
GoldenGirl: *snaps fingers* Boi, that ain't gonna do jack diddly squat on a fudge sundae.
(Why does fudge sundae keep appearing?)
KingBob4EVA: *doesn't know much about demigods* HE SHALL DIE NOW!
KingBob4EVA: *runs off into the sunset laughing like a maniac*
DeadOfWinter: *does the same because I'm an insecure little schist*
SmarterThanU: Why haven't we deleted this chat yet?
WoofWoof: Because you're the only smart person here...
WoofWoof: And nobody listens to you.
SmarterThanU: I need to take over this chat...
*The chat has been closed*
THANKS FOR ABOUT 3K READS!
Well, currently it's 2.94k, but by the time your reading this it's 3k. XD
THANKS SO MUCH!!!! ♡♡♡♡
And thanks to bbyork for demanding me to put you in this. ^-^ Hate you!!!!
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