*The chat is now open*
TacoOverlord: The chat's open... why is the chat open?
SeaNugget: Are you asking why friends should talk? Isn't that Nico's thing?
DeathFloof: I kinda gave up on ruining this chat...
SunFluffy: Yeah not because Rose made-
DeathFloof: SHE DID NOT MAKE ME. I TAKE ORDERS FROM NO ONE.
SunFluffy: Neeks, chill.
DeathFloof: *mimble, which is cuter than mumble* okie.
AuthorChan: AAAAAAAnyways, today we got some new people who I highly enjoy the company of joining this chat for like... two chapters before I entirely forget they exist in this little chat thingy.
AuthorChan: first person we are welcoming is IIFANFICFANATICII for existing. ^-^ (Not because the other person hasn't responded to my questions yet...)
Nutella: Oh! She sounds lovely.
BeingFrankWithU: Everything sounds lovely to you. *mumbles* ya freaking innocent being.
Basically Every True Nico Fangirl: *weeps* WHY CAN'T NICO BE THAT INNOCENT!?
DeathFloof: Because then Solangelo wouldn't be much of a thing *smirk of uninnocence... which is a word...*
AuthorChan: ANYHOW, time to welcome Lorelei into the chat. And no, Leo. You can NOT light her pants on fire chanting some crazy ritual to summon the true Taco god.
TacoOverlord: Well, there goes my weekend plans.
*TooManyFandoms has apparated into the chat*
SeaNugget: well, there was an entrance.
TooManyFandoms: *sarcasticly* Thanks for the warm welcome, Percy.
AuthorChan: Guys, THIS is Lorelei. She's awesome... awesome.... yeah... She's awesome.
TooManyFandoms: Thanks for the compliment.
Nutella: Aww, she's precious!
DeathFloof: Can we kill her?
SunFluffy: NICO. NO.
TacoOverlord: I mean, I'm kinda on side with Nico...
NotSuperman: Nooo!!!! Rose, can we keep her?
AuthorChan: Yeah, I guess.
NotSuperman: yisssssss
AuthorChan: AND NOW the second person. Lemme break the fourth wall for a second and say her Wattpad username is Phoenixshadow666. I like the 666 part.
DeathFloof: SHE seems like my type.
SeaNugget: yEaH UnlIKE SOmEoNe eLsE!!!
DeathFloof: I meant as a friend, you would be too, Perce. But... you're a whole new sea of pain.
TacoOverlord: GASP!
TacoOverlord: Did he just....
TacoOverlord: He didn't, Right?
BeingFrankWithU: Did What?
TacoOverlord: *grabs Nico's shoulders and shakes him* YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE A PUN. TELL ME YOU DIDNT.
DeathFloof: *shoves Leo off* screw off....
AuthorChan: Well, here's Phoenix, guys!
*knowing what is up, BlueCookieLover lets out fangirling squeals as she enters the chat*
BlueCookieLover: *hides in a blanket* pssst, Rose. C'mere.
AuthorChan: Sup?
BlueCookieLover: Do they bite?
SunFluffy: Some of us do. *glances at Nico*
TooManyFandoms: I might.
Nutella: *hugs Phoenix* Nah, we're all idiots together here.
SeaNugget: Except Leo. He's like the master idiot.
NotSuperman: Bro! I thought we were the master idiots!
SeaNugget: We use to be... until we were forced to retire our crowns.
NotSuperman: WHY THE CHEESEBURGERS DID WE RETIRE?!
SeaNugget: No clue. It just makes for a good story.
AuthorChan: *mumbles* unlike anything I've ever written.
SeaNugget: *noms a blue cookie*
AuthorChan: Anyhow, lords, ladies, and anything in between, WE'RE OUT.
(I swear this was the longest chapter I've made so far)
*The chat has been closed*
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