Emojis (TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!)

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*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: *corners Nico*

BlueCookies: *whisper* we gotta talk.

BlanketBurrito: A-about what?

BlueCookies: *leans in close*

BlueCookies: *whispers seductively* Emojis

DrSunshine: *grabs Nico and pulls him into a hug*

DrSunshine: *isn't being the slightest bit protective*

GoldenGirl: *raises hand*

GoldenGirl: What's an emoji?

SmarterThanU: Do you know what an emoticon is, Hazel?

GoldenGirl: Yeah, sort of.

WoofWoof: It's an abbreviation for that.

HotStuff: I thought it was something short for.... Emo Jesus or something.

DeadOfWinter: *Roe high five #2*

PipedUp: DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST EMO'S, VALDEZ?!

PipedUp: DO YOU?!

HotStuff: No, but why would you care.

PipedUp: *takes Nico's face into her hands and squishes it*

PipedUp: CAN'T YOU SEE THIS EMO BUNDLE OF CUTENESS?

BlanketBurrito: I'm not emo.

SuperBrick: *raises eyebrow*

BlanketBurrito: Black is just a comforting color to me.

DrSunshine: *dumps glitter in Nico's hair*

WoofWoof: We should probably...

BlanketBurrito: *starts to summon skeletons*

DeadOfWinter: RUN!

DeadOfWinter: *throws pokèball at Nico* ALINA! I CHOSE YOU!

(Thanks to ActuallyAlina13 for letting me put her in this chapter)

Fangirl865.0: *appears*

WeSkeletonz: *disappears*

DeadOfWinter:...

DeadOfWinter: TEACH ME YOUR WAYS, O GREAT ALINA!

Fangirl865.0: Haha...

Fangirl865.0: But no.

*Rose was forced to endure the skeleton tickles for the rest of eternity. She eventually died of laughter... not fear...*

*The chat has been closed*

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