*The chat is now open*
DrSunshine: Nico.
DrSunshine: Neeeeeeks.
DrSunshine: *pokes Nico's cheek* Neeks.
BlanketBurrito: WHAT THE FRIKIN FUDGE DO YOU WANT?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?! IT IS ALMOST NINE IN THE MORNING AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE UP?! THIS BETTER BE WORTH MY TIME, SOLACE!
DrSunshine: I think I broke the oven.
DrSunshine: in the kitchen.
DrSunshine: At Camp Half-Blood.
BlanketBurrito: Will.
BlanketBurrito: Are you telling me
BlanketBurrito: that you broke an oven
BlanketBurrito: made by Hepheastus himself?
DrSunshine: *firm voice* Yes.
BlanketBurrito: So... now we gotta fix it before anybody finds out, right?
DrSunshine: GRAB THE DUCTAPE!
BlanketBurrito: *GRABS THE DUCTAPE!*
*They run off to the kitchen*
(The oven is in about ten pieces and burnt up*
BlanketBurrito:...
BlanketBurrito: Care to explain, Will?
DrSunshine: I-i... was... mjrjs,...ejjxm (the last part was just a bunch of mumbling)
BlanketBurrito: Will?
DrSunshine: *gets ready to confess his sin*
DrSunshine: *starts to cry*
DrSunshine: I TRIED TO COOK A TREE SAPLING!
BlanketBurrito:....
BlanketBurrito:....
BlanketBurrito:... Will.
DrSunshine: T-THE WOOD NYMPHS LOOKED HUNGRY!
DrSunshine: A-A-AND I-I DIDN'T K-KNOW WHAT THEY L-L--LIKED!
BlanketBurrito:... But would that be cannibalism?
DrSunshine: You eat corn.
BlanketBurrito:...
BlanketBurrito: Just help me ductape this together.
**after about an hour of hard work**
BlanketBurrito: It's.... good?
(The stove is in one piece, with a bunch of ductape wrapped around it)
DrSunshine: *sparkling eyes*
DrSunshine: Did we fix it?
(The stove falls back into ten pieces)
BlanketBurrito: Listen very closely, Will,
BlanketBurrito: If anybody asks,
BlanketBurrito: It. Was. The. Hermes. Kids.
BlanketBurrito: *drops the ductape and runs*
DrSunshine: *follows Nico*
*Chiron blocks the door*
HorseDudeMan: *points at the stove*
HorseDudeMan: Explain.
DrSusnhine:...
BlanketBurrito:...
DrSunshine:...
BlanketBurrito:...
DrSunshine: IT WAS THE HERMES KIDS!
BlanketBurrito: *facepalming so hard rn*
*The chat has been closed*
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