More Than Memes. (Oh no... No... Poor Jason... Why must he fangirl so much?)

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*The chat is now open*

SuperBrick: *singsong voice* Oh Niiiiiicoooo.

BlueCookies: Yeah, just forget about the rest of us.

BlanketBurrito: Da fudge you want?

SuperBrick: Rude much.

BlanketBurrito: IT'S ALMOST TWELVE! YOU EXPECT ME TO BE IN A GOOD MOOD AT THIS HOUR?!

SuperBrick:... Yes.

SuperBrick: Anyhow, you know... um... I got something to tell you...

DrSunshine: *being all territorial and wrapping his arm around Nico's waist*

SuperBrick: *nose bleed*

SuperBrick: Um... well I kinda learned a new language...

SuperBrick: Amo solangelo più che meme

SuperBrick: *blush blush*

BlanketBurrito: *blush blush blush*

DeadOfWinter: I. Am. Dying. Right. Now.

SmarterThanU: That was Italian, right?

BlanketBurrito: Jason...

BlanketBurrito: I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU!!!

BlanketBurrito: YOU WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF WAKING ME UP

BlanketBurrito: IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING DAY

BlanketBurrito: JUST TO TELL ME THAT?!

SuperBrick: Sai cosa è un meme

BlanketBurrito: OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT A MEME IS!

BlanketBurrito: AND STOP USING GOOGLE TRANSLATE!

DrSunshine: W-w-what did he say?

DeadOfWinter: He said that he loves Solangelo more than memes.

HotStuff: He must be like... the ultimate fangirl if he loves them...

HotStuff: more than memes

DeadOfWinter:... I'm kinda on Jason's side for once.

GoldenGirl: This will be bad...

WoofWoof: *very intrigued*

HotStuff: *getting the popcorn ready*

BlanketBurrito: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, JASON?!

BlanketBurrito: IT IS ALMOST MIDDAY!

BlanketBurrito: AND YOU WAKE ME UP AT THAT UNHOLY HOUR TO TELL ME THAT?!?!

DeadOfWinter: Ok, nevermind. Team Neeks. Jason, you're an idiot.

BlanketBurrito: *attempts an evil voice* Listen here, Jason Grace.

BlanketBurrito: If you so much as set a single cell out of line, I will raise the dead.

BlanketBurrito: And you won't be able to sleep.

BlanketBurrito: Because they will constantly be doing dubstep outside of your cabin.

BlueCookies: Jason. Be good.

BlueCookies: I do not want to dubstep to be blasting near my cabin.

DrSunshine: Aww! My wittle death boi trywing to thweaten the meanie Jason?

BlanketBurrito: *puts cardboard sword to Will's throat*

BlanketBurrito: Do not baby type me, Solace.

DrSunshine: *literally karate chops Nico's sword in half*

DrSunshine: *whisper whisper* adoraaabllleeee!

DrSunshine: *kiss kiss Neeks*

DeadOfWinter: *under breath* KISS, KISS, FALL IN LOVE!! da dun da dun...

Everyone: *staaaaarrrreeee*

DeadOfWinter: Shut the heck up.

DeadOfWinter: I'm normal...

HotStuff: Psssshht

HotStuff: You're about as normal as Nico is straight.

DrSunshine: *takes offence* why just Nico?

HotStuff: Solangelo**

DeadOfWinter: I'm not normal? Speak for yourself, Valdez.

SuperBrick: *cant hold back any longer*

SuperBrick: WILL AND NICO JUST KISSED, AND LEO JUST MADE A SOLANGELO REFERENCE!

SuperBrick:.... I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!

SuperBrick: *how did he already trash the camp with Solangelo posters so fast?*

SuperBrick: *and now he's already selling the freaking T-shirts and and baseball caps!*

DeadOfWinter: *sneaks over to Jason*

DeadOfWinter: *whisper* two shirts and two caps.............

SuperBrick: anything else?

DeadOfWinter: and about half a million posters.

DeadOfWinter: *quickly runs back to conversation wearing a shirt and baseball cap*

DeadOfWinter: Cakey! I got you the shirt you wanted!

DeadOfWinter: *holds up Solangelo shirt and cap*

HuntressCakey: *appears*

HuntressCakey: *quickly shoves on shirt over her Huntress outfit and grabs cap*

HuntressCakey: *whisper* thanks

HuntressCakey: *goes back to the hunt before anybody noticed she was missing*

BlanketBurrito: Rose...

DeadOfWinter:... Yesssss? (Totally not hiding shirt from Nico or anything...)

BlanketBurrito: Were you conversating with Jason just now...

DeadOfWinter: ................................

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