SURPISE, READERS! (I'll explain in the story) (and Roe. LOTS of Roe)

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*The chat is now open*

BlueCookies: GUESS WHO'S BACK

HotStuff: BACK AGAIN

DeadOfWinter: WE ARE BACK!

SuperBrick: TELL A FRIEND!

PipedUp: All of your favorite demigods are back at it again with the schist!

WoofWoof: And Rose.

PipedUp: and Rose.

DeadOfWinter: Whatever.

DeadOfWinter: Anyhow, this chapter is dedicated to Cakecat001 and anybody else who is surviving hurricane Harvey.

DeadOfWinter: Nature is so unfair and nobody should have to go through something like that! I'm starting this back to, hopefully, cheer you guys up a little after going through such a horrible, horrible, thing

DeadOfWinter: I was going to hold off on restarting this for a month, but I think I can clear a little time for this every so often. As some of you may know, my goal in life is to make people happy. So, I'm doing this for everybody who is or has been in the path of the hurricane.

The idea for this chapter was formed by AngelicaNicole62442.

And if you don't know what "#Roe" is, you don't have to read this chapter. *cringing so hard at what I'm about to write*

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HotStuff: Rose.

HotStuff: *pokes Roses's cheek*

HotStuff: You alive?

DeadOfWinter: No.

HotStuff: *burns tip of finger*

HotStuff: *pokes Rose again*

DeadOfWinter: HOT FUDGE ON A SUNDAE!

DeadOfWinter: WHAT DO YOU WANT, LEO?!

HotStuff: Oh, nothing.

MrsDarrenCriss: SLICA SLICA HIS A-

DeadOfWinter: NO CURSING!

DeadOfWinter: F****** family friendly story.

HotStuff: I though you said no cursing.

DeadOfWinter: "Flippin'" isn't a curse word!!!

HotStuff: . . .

HotStuff: oh....

(I'm pre-cringing right now. You guys should be, too)

DeadOfWinter: ANYHOW

DeadOfWinter: Let's look in the suggestion box! (meaning Cakey's mind)

DeadOfWinter: *pulls out a piece of paper*

DeadOfWinter: *blushes*

HotStuff: Oooh!

HotStuff: What's it say?!

DeadOfWinter: ............

DeadOfWinter: *gets another piece of paper*

DeadOfWinter: *keeps grabbing pieces of paper*

HotStuff: .......

DeadOfWinter: WHY DO THEY ALL SAY "KISS LEO"

DeadOfWinter: Oh! A Solangelo request!

HotStuff: Will and Nico aren't around...

HotStuff: So pucker up, skeleton girl.

DeadOfWinter: *looks at Leo*

DeadOfWinter: *looks at viewers*

DeadOfWinter: *looks at Leo*

HotStuff: We don't have all day.

DeadOfWinter: *pecks Leo's lips*

DeadOfWinter: *literally dies*

HotStuff: Too spicy for ya?

HotStuff: *pokes Rose*

HotStuff: You alive?

DeadOfWinter: THAT WAS FOR YOU, CAKEY!

DeadOfWinter: I DID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!

BlanketBurrito: *jumps out of the bushes with Will*

DrSunshine: *had a video tape*

Solangelo: Just gonna show Cakey that...

DeadOfWinter: *dies*

*The chat has been closed*


Closing this book didn't work out too well...

I'm only opening it back up cause of the hurricane! You need to smile more, Cakey! And everybody else in the hurricane!

I won't be posting as much as I did a week ago, just a heads up.

Sorry for closing it in the first place XD

Hope you enjoyed. I cringed... a lot.

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