*HotStuff has opened the chat*
DeadOfWinter: Somebody (in the real world) asked me: What would happen if we suggested GREEN cookies to Percy? And yes, we will do Q+A... or anything. This is just a load of random schist.
SmarterThanU: Oh Gods... You guys DO NOT want to go there.
HotStuff: Let's go there
GoldenGirl: Who's gonna ask?
Everyone: *stares at Jason*
SuperBrick: What?
SuperBrick: Nooooo...
SuperBrick: *smol squeaky voice* why me?
*BlueCookies has joined the chat*
PipedUp: Hey Percy! Jason wants to ask you something!
SuperBrick: Percy... so you know how you always have to have blue cookies, right?
BlueCookies: Yeah... and?
SuperBrick: Well what about... green cookies?
BlueCookies: What...
BlueCookies: What are you saying?
BlueCookies: ARE YOU TRYING TO CHANGE ME?!
BlueCookies: I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS!
BlueCookies: I. AM. BLUE! IT'S JUST WHO I AM!
SuperBrick: T-then why are... y-your... eyes g-g-green?
BlanketBurrito: Oh wow. You've done it now, Jason.
DrSunshine: Gonna have to clear a space in the infirmary.
BlueCookies: HOW DARE YOU?!
BlueCookies: I WAS BORN LIKE THIS! AND GUESS WHAT?! I AM BEAUTIFUL!
BlueCookies: I AM A LUSCIOUS, VOLUPTUOUS PIECE OF FRIED CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE! AND. I. AM. BETTER. THAN. YOU!
BlueCookies: I HOPE THAT YOUR HEADPHONE CORDS GET TANGLED FOREVER!
SmarterThanU:...
DrSunshine:...
BlanketBurrito:...
PipedUp:...
GoldenGirl:...
WoofWoof:...
HotStuff:...
DeadOfWinter: Oooooohhhh snap!
SuperBrick: Bro, how could you? My headphone cords? Tangled forever? I... I thought you were a better person than that. 🙁
WoofWoof: Percy, take deep breathes.
BlueCookies: *hugs pillow pet* NO!
BlueCookies: Jason bullied me!
SuperBrick: I don't even use headphones.
(Everybody else is desperately trying to hold in laughter in the backround)
*BlueCookies has left the chat*
DeadOfWinter: Now would be a good time to end.
SmarterThanU: WAIT! How come Seaweed Brain is always the target of the pranks?
DeadOfWinter: Because he and Jason were plotting against my innocent little Nico in the fanfiction I wrote.
BlanketBurrito: Never have I ever thought that my own sister, and not even a half sister, would write fanfiction about me.
BlanketBurrito:...
BlanketBurrito: What's fanfiction?
DrSunshine: It's where people write about ships.
BlanketBurrito: Like Solangelo?
SuperBrick: S-s-solangelo? Did somebody say Solangelo?
PipedUp: Oh no. You triggered his fangirl senses.
SuperBrick: SOLANGELO AWAAAAY!
DeadOfWinter: Yeah... Jason's next on the attack list.
DeadOfWinter: JASON GET OUT OF THE FREAKING APOLLO CABIN! What is he even doing in there?
DrSunshine: I. Do. Not. Wanna. Know.
*The chat has been closed*
Hey guys! It's Rose (aka Winter) here! Just wanted to say that the Underworld's wifi was cut for a while so I wasn't able to update every few hours. But I hope that you guys are enjoying the... thing... so far!
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Demigod Schist
Hayran KurguIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
