*The chat is now open*
DeadOfWinter: *dies*
HotStuff: *hits a button on a stopwatch*
BlueCookies: Wow. She got a new record.
HotStuff: *pokes Roses cheek* You alive?
DeadOfWinter: No.
HotStuff: Guys, I think she's telling the truth.
SmarterThanU: *does calculations*
SmarterThanU: No, she's alive.
DrSunshine:.... I could have told you that,
SmarterThanU: Yeah, but I'm smart.
DrSunshine: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!
SuperBrick: GUYS! Rose is dead!
BlanketBurrito:... And how do you know that?
BlueCookies: Rose told us! Didn't you hear?
DeadOfWinter: *whisper* I'm dead. Shush.
WoofWoof: And why are you dead?
DeadOfWinter: Schooooooool.
GoldenGirl: tell me about it. Being stuffed into a one room building with a bunch of other kids! Absolutely horrible!
Everyone:...
WoofWoof: *puts his arm around Hazel's shoulders* Maybe you should stay out of this conversation, grandma.
GoldenGirl: *takes offence*
WoofWoof: Sorry! Sorry! *turns into a dog*
GoldenGirl:... *lets an sneaky smile appear on her face* fine.
SmarterThanU:... I don't get it.
SmarterThanU: What's wrong with school?
DeadOfWinter: *glare* YOU HAVE TO GO OUTSIDE!
BlanketBurrito: *puts hand up* Team Rose.
DeadOfWinter: AND YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY SEE PEOPLE!
DeadOfWinter: And learn stuff...
DeadOfWinter: *rolling on the ground* and think about your future....
PipedUp: We should probably change the subject...
SmarterThanU: But what abou-
DeadOfWinter: *spits venom at Annabeth* NO!
PipedUp: Children of Hades can spit venom?
BlanketBurrito: That child of Hades can spit venom.
PipedUp: Oooh...
PipedUp: How?
BlanketBurrito: I have no idea.
SuperBrick: Um.. studies have shown that talking about how to survive school can get rid of the fears about it.
SmarterThanU: Actuall-
SuperBrick: *clamps hand over Annabeth's mouth* Shut up.
DeadOfWinter: fiiiiine.
DeadOfWinter:
1. Wear shadey clothes so nobody will talk to you.
2. Don't talk.
3. Don't pay attention when the teacher talks about triangles. TRIANGLES ARE USELESS!
4. History is useless. They're all dead.
5. Don't give a crap about anyone.
6. Don't go to lunch.
7. Don't go to school.
8. Become a drop out and make a living being the Gods' puppet.
DrSunshine: *dressed up in Nico's clothes*
DrSunshine: I am the Ghost King. Fear me.
BlanketBurrito: Will...
BlanketBurrito: Wut da fudge are u duin'
DrSunshine: This is basically what Rose said to do.
DeadOfWinter:
9. Unless you like school or actually want to do something with your life.
DrSunshine:... ah... well... that's gonna be a problem.
BlanketBurrito: Will...
BlanketBurrito: What did you do?
DrSunshine: *points to his chest* these might be your only black clothes left.
BlanketBurrito:... No...
BlanketBurrito: You didn't...
BlanketBurrito: *Bursts into the Iris cabin*
BlanketBurrito: *points at a random Iris kid group*
BlanketBurrito: YOU ARE ALL DEAD TO ME!!!
BlanketBurrito: *summons skeletons*
IrisKids: *run out of cabin and changes colors of everything because they're nervous and can't control their powers*
(Basically the Iris kids start a riot...)
DeadOfWinter: Pro Tip:
DeadOfWinter: Stay in drugs and don't do school!
HorseDudeMan: ROSE! ARE YOU SAYING THAT CHILDREN SHOULD DO DRUGS?!?!
DeadOfWinter: No, I'm just saying they shouldn't do school.
BlueCookies: She has a fair point...
DeadOfWinter: *gets "drunk" on Kool Aid or something*
DeadOfWinter: I aM a STRong iNdEPindenT woMaN! i dO nOT nEEd yOur supPORT, persassY.
(Gods, it took me forever to write that)
GoldenGirl:... WHAT IS THIS?!
GoldenGirl: I LEAVE FOR A FEW MINUTES TO WALK FRA- To walk with Frank,
GoldenGirl: AND THE GRASS IS FREAKING PURPLE AND ROSE IS DRUNK!
GoldenGirl: Now, somebody better start explaining.
DeadOfWinter: It's aLL scHOols FAUlt, HaZEL!
DeadOfWinter: IT's WHaT happeNS WheN yOu GO to SChooL.
SmarterThanU: Maybe we should go before...
DeadOfWinter: *makes plans to destroy Olympus*
SmarterThanU: *sigh* that happens.
BlueCookies: Why Olympus? Wasn't she just talking about schools being crap?
HuntressCakey: *whispers in Percy's ear*
HuntressCakey: That's the thing...
HuntressCakey: Nobody knows... *fades into shadows*
BlueCookies:... I can still see you, Cakey.
HuntressCakey:... ah... Yes...
HuntressCakey: *teleports away using the powers of fangirls*
*The chat has been closed*
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FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
