(A/N) HEADS UP: I'm adding Dan and Phil into this chapter ONLY.
*The curtains open as the following words appear on a screen*
*The chat is now open*
*DanIsOnFire and AmazhangPhil have face planted into the chat*
DanIsOnFire: Woah!
DanIsOnFire: *looks around*
AmazhangPhil: This doesn't look like home, Dan.
DanIsOnFire: and what even are our usernames?
AmazhangPhil: No clue. Maybe if we ask around?
DanIsOnFire: Um.... hello?
DanIsOnFire: WE NEED SUM F****** HELP!
AmazhangPhil: *offstage* bleep that part out, Rose.
HotStuff: GUESS TODAY IS YOUR LUCKY F****** DAY!
DeadOfWinter: *offstage* bleeping all da words!
HotStuff: H*** TO YOU F******!
PipedUp: *offstage* maybe too much bleeping?
DeadOfWinter: NEVER!
BlanketBurrito: *takes the bleeper away from Rose*
BlanketBurrito: *doesn't intend on using it.
DrSunshine: *takes the bleeper away from Neeks*
HotStuff: *ahem*
HotStuff: HEYO TO YOU FRIENDS!
DanIsOnFire: Hi... hello!
DanIsOnFire: Uh....
DanIsOnFire: We need help.
HotStuff: What kind of help? I can give you stuff! Like knives!
HotStuff: and BJ's!
GoldenGirl: NOPE! REMOVE THE LEO! *shoves Leo off the stage*
HotStuff: I MEANT BUTTER AND JELLY! LIKE SANDWICHES!
DeadOfWinter: *laughing her a** off* Just don't call them BJ's
AmazhangPhil: *cough* We need to get home!
AmazhangPhil: Can you please help
HotStuff: Yeah...
HotStuff: No, actually.
HotStuff: You must talk to the Iguana at the top of the hill for info.
WoofWoof: *facepalm*
DanIsOneFire: *walks to the top of the hill with Phil*
DanIsOnFire: *looks down*
DanIsOnFire: *sees a brick*
DanIsOnFire: this is a brick.
(Get the reference?)
SuperBrick: *swoops out of the air*
SuperBrick: BRICKY! THERE YOU ARE!
SuperBrick: *cradles brick* I've been looking all over for you!
AmazhangPhil: Excuse me, sir.
SuperBrick: Yes?
AmazhangPhil: isn't there suppose to be an Iguana on this hill?
SuperBrick: Oh, no. It's the other hill. *points to a hill literally 10 feet away*
DanIsOnFire: ... ah. Yes.
*they walk up the other hill*
AmazhangPhil: *steps on something squishy*
WoofWoof: GET THE BLOFZDJRJAHWNJRIDJ OFF OF ME!
AmazhangPhil: the "BLOFZDJRJAHWNJRIDJ?"
WoofWoof: THE BLOFZDJRJAHWNJRIDIJ!!!!!
DanIsOnFire: You could have just used f****
HotStuff: *lights Dan on fire* ROSE SAID NO!
DanIsOnFire: WHY DO YOU GIVE A DAM ABOUT ROSE?!
HotStuff: SHE'S THE DAM DIRECTOR!
AmazhangPhil: Oh great Iguana if the hill,
AmazhangPhil: how do we get the f**** home?
WoofWoof: you must say the magic words.
DanIsOnFire: Which are...
WoofWoof: *thinks for a bit*
WoofWoof: WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?!
HotStuff: GOLDFISH!
DeadOfWinter: No, I did not just mix a jingle with a song.
(short pause while Phan thinks this over)
AmazhangPhil: WHOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?!
DanIsOnFire: GOLDFISH!
*nothing happens*
DanIsOnFire: Nothing's happenig.
WoofWoof: oh, about that.
WoofWoof: I just wanted to hear you say it!
DanIsOnFire: ... remind me why we're doing this skit?
AmazhangPhil: Rose gave us popcorn.
DanIsOnFire: Riiiighhhttt....
DanIsOnFire: *steals popcorn and leaves*
AmazhangPhil: YOU CAN'T HOG ALL THE POPCORN!
DanIsOnFire: WATCH ME!
Everyone: *watches this masterpiece from a screen*
DeadOfWinter: *wipes tear away*
SuperBrick: so beautiful.
DeadOfWinter: Too bad Perce and Annabeth weren't around when shooting it.
BlueCookies: NO! MY EGO ISN'T BIG ENOUGH!
SmarterThanU: *behind Percy*
SmarterThanU: *mouths "yes it is!"*
*The curtains close as the following words appear on the screen*
*The chat has been closed*
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