(HEADS UP: Aquaman is Posiedon)
*The chat is now open*
BlueCookies: *sits down at the Posiedon table*
BlueCookies: *noms on a sandwich*
DeadOfWinter: *sees this*
DeadOfWinter: *Runs over to Percy*
SuperBrick: DON'T LET HER GET TO PERCY!
PipedUp:... why?
SuperBrick: *sigh in defeat* Just watch.
DeadOfWinter: *jumps on the Posiedon table*
DeadOfWinter: *points at Percy*
DeadOfWinter: FEAR ME, PEASENT!
DeadOfWinter: FOR I AM THE SANDWICH GODDESS!
Aquaman: *chucks a brick at Rose*
Aquaman: Get off my table.
GoldenGirl: *snaps fingers* Ohhh gurl, nu he did-int.
WoofWoof: *stares at Hazel*
WoofWoof: *glares at Rose*
WoofWoof: What have you done to my sweet little Hazel?
DeadOfWinter: *chucks a sandwich at Posiedon*
DeadOfWinter: Take THAT....... Ocean... guy...!
SmarterThanU: Probably not the best idea she's ever had...
BlanketBurrito: Probably not the worst either...
DrSunshine: Neeks...
DrSunshine: What in the name of Hades's helm is worst than chucking a sandwich at the God of the Sea?
BlanketBurrito:... Good point...
Aquaman: *slams a tidal wave on Rose*
DeadOfWinter: slams a sandwich tidal wave on Posiedon*
PipedUp: Yup. Very original ideas.
SuperBrick: The words "Rose" and "creative" just can't fit in the same sentence.
HotStuff: ROSE!
HotStuff: Can I help?
HotStuff: *lights a sandwich on fire and chucks it at Posiedon*
*The sandwich disintegrates before it leaves Leo's hand*
WoofWoof: Very helpful, Leo.
HotStuff: *tries again*
HotStuff: *fails*
HotStuff: *keeps trying*
DeadOfWinter: *gets my sandwiches away from Leo*
DeadOfWinter: STOP BURNING MY CHILDREN!!!
SmarterThanU: ._.
SmarterThanU: Children?
DeadOfWinter: I created all of the sandwiches! I treat them like my childz!
Everyone: ._.
DeadOfWinter: *huggles sandwiches*
DeadOfWinter: Mine.
BlueCookies: *finally eats the sandwich he had earlier*
Aquaman: YEAH! YOU EAT THAT SANDWICH, PERCY JACKSON!
TheOlympian: *cheers Percy on has he noms on the sandwich*
DeadOfWinter: *yells at the Olympians*
DeadOfWinter: GUYS!
DeadOfWinter: STOP RAISING HIS EGO!
DeadOfWinter: Like, if you could jump off his ego and land on his I.Q., the fall would kill you.
SmarterThanU: *tries to be mad at that*
SmarterThanU: *can't deny the truth*
SuperBrick: ROSE! DON'T TALK ABOUT MY BRO THAT WAY!
BlueCookies: Jas-
SuperBrick: *chucks brick at Rose*
DeadOfWinter: *gets hit with a brick for the second time in less than an hour*
BlueCookies: J-jason...
SuperBrick: HE'S SMART AND HAS A HUGE EGO!
BlueCookies: Jason... N-no.
SuperBrick: HE KNOWS HOW TO ADD!
BlueCookies: Jason... you aren't helpi-
SuperBrick: SHUT UP, PERCY! I'M HELPING!
BlueCookies: No... you aren't...
(Jason hasn't stopped yelling at Rose to this very day.)
*The chat has been closed*
This chapter was inspired by Amy. So... thanks... yeah.
Urz Truly,
Rose~
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