*The chat is now open*
DeadOfWinter: Just a heads up to all yall people, you might need to have an extremely dirty mind to get the first few jokes...
DeadOfWinter: all the jokes*
DeadOfWinter:................... my mind is totally 100% pure, though.....
HotStuff: *rolls eyes*
DeadOfWinter: Anyway, here we go!
BlueCookies: *staring at Annaba- Annabeth*
(Annabae- When Annabeth and a.... slurpae have a child.)... (a slurpae is a drink from my imagination)
SmarterThanU: *sees Percy staring at her in a general spot*
BlueCookies: *drools a little*
SmarterThanU: *walks up to Percy*
BlueCookies: What are those even filled with?
SmarterThanU: *slaps Percy*
SmarterThanU: IT'S RUDE TO STARE AT SOMEONE'S JUGS!
BlueCookies: BUT THEY LOOK LIKE MILK!
BlueCookies: *reaches for the jugs*
SmarterThanU: DON'T TOUCH MY JUGS!
BlueCookies: BUT THERE'S MILK IN YOUR JUGS!
SmarterThanU: IT'S MY MILK! LEAVE ME ALONE!
BlueCookies: BUT MILK IS GOOD WITH COOKIES!
SmarterThanU: NO.
BlueCookies: *pulls out blue cookies*
ActualBlueCookies: DIP ME!
BlueCookies: DIP THEM!
SmarterThanU: NEVER.
BlueCookies: *grabs the jugs and runs away* MINE.
SmarterThanU: Well at least he can't end up burning something down something that way.
*a few seconds later*
HorseDudeMan: WHY IS THE IRIS CABIN ON FIRE?!?!
And a special appearance from....... SUNSHINE ON STAGE! (An Apollo kid band)
ApolloKids: *playing music*
HotStuff: *listening to the music*
HotStuff: Kinda sounds like the McDonald's jingle...
ApolloKids: Ba da dA da daaaaaa
HotStuff: I'M LOVIN' IT!
*The chat has been closed*
This would have came out way sooner if school didn't exist. If I'm gonna be a writer when I'm older, why do I even NEED school?! Like, seriously!
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Demigod Schist
FanfictionIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
