*The chat's lock down is over and is now open*
HotStuff: *in bunker 9*
HotStuff: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
BlueCookies: *comes out of the closet* NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOOWNN!
HotStuff: Oh, you're straight out of the closet now?
BlueCookies: Yup.
HotStuff: So you're gay?
BlueCookies: *raises finger* Um,... eh....
BlueCookies: It depends on who we're talking about.
HotStuff: Jason?
BlueCookies: Yes.
HotStuff: Knew it. *gives self twenty dranchmas*
BlueCookies: So.... we gonna finish the song?
HotStuff: NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOUUU!!
BlueCookies: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!
HotStuff: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE!
BlueCookies: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HUUURT YOU!
BlanketBurrito: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SOULS IF YOU DARE...
*Nico then runs off to be with Will*
* #GayShipsAreYayShips *
BlueCookies: But in all seriousness Leo... I need help coming out-
HotStuff: To Jason, right? 😉
BlueCookies: One- Let me finish my sentence. And two- WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE JERRY?!
HotStuff: *rapidly deletes emoji*
Jerry: *stays* SUFFER, VALDEZ!
BlueCookies: so the thing is.... I kinda uh....
BlueCookies: *points at his feet* I got stuck in a shoe.
HotStuff: Dude, same though.
BlueCookies: It's not a metaphor.... it's actually stuck...
HotStuff: I know.
BlueCookies: IT'S NOT A FRIK FRACK DILLY DACK METAPHOR!
HotStuff: *kicks Percy* THERE. IS. A. SHOE. ON. MY. FOOT.
BlueCookies: FORGET YOUR SHOE, I NEED HELP COMING OUT OF THIS!
HotStuff: MY SHOE BITES.
BlueCookies: MINE SWALLOWS.
HotStuff: ................. what does it swallow?
BlueCookies: MY SOCKS!
HotStuff: *gasp* SAVE THE SOCKS!
HotStuff: *runs around in circles screaming*
HotStuff: SOCK LIVES MATTER, FOR PETER GRIFFIN'S SAKE!
BlueCookies: Who's Peter Griffin?
HotStuff: Dunno. A famous person.
BlueCookies: Oooohhh........ GET THIS SHOE OFF OF ME.
HotStuff: BUT MINE IS BITING!
BlueCookies: WHY DO YOU HAVE A BITING SHOE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
HotStuff: BECAUSE.
BlueCookies: BECAUSE WHY?!
HotStuff: PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS WEARING CHAINS SO I THOUGHT "WHY CAN'T I WEAR A BITING SHOE"
BlueCookies: Oh....
HotStuff: Smart, right?
BlueCookies: Yeah, actually.
HotStuff: what's your story?
BlueCookies: Uh......... *has flashback*
-FLASHBACK CHAT-
BlueCookies: *floods the Hades cabin* MUAHHAA!
BlanketBurrito: PERCY, I SWEAR TO POSEIDON'S SOGGY TRIDENT THAT I WILL PERMANENTLY SHOVE THIS SHOE UP YOUR A-
DeadOfWinter: ON YOUR FOOT! Because we don't swear here.
BlanketBurrito: *shoves shoe on Percy's foot*
BlueCookies: *hides in a closet*
-FLASHBACK CHAT OVER-
BlueCookies: It's... uh... a long story.
BlueCookies: Involving wet stuff.
HotStuff: ●.●
HotStuff: Okah... *tugs on Percy's shoe*
BlueCookies: Woah. How are you doing that?!
*the shoe comes off*
HotStuff: I'M MAGICAL.
HotStuff: And I pulled on it.
BlueCookies: What's a "pull"? There is only "push".
HotStuff: PULL happens when you need to get your food out of the microwave but the handle doesn't allow PUSH.
BlueCookies: Oh...
HotStuff: But HOLY STYX, GET THIS SHOE OFF!
BlueCookies: HOW?!
HotStuff: USE PULL!
BlueCookies: BUT IT ISN'T A MICROWAVE!
HotStuff: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT, PEASANT
CookieGoddess: PERCY! I got some blue cookies!
(Sally Jackson)
BlueCookies: Uh.......
HotStuff: Wait... nooo....
BlueCookies: *running away* BYE, LEO!
HotStuff: Nooooo.........
DeadOfWinter: And legend has it that Leo's still there to this day. Having his feet being bitten by a shoe.
HotStuff: Rose... uh... help?
DeadOfWinter: *runs away to stalk Will and Neeks*
*The chat has been closed*
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