THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING. (boys' group) [New Schist: Part 2]

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*The chat is now open*

TacoOverlord: Today, we are going to be learning something very important, Frank.

WoofWoof: What's that?

TacoOverlord: That we need Percy and Jason. Now. *evil laugh*

*SuperBrick and BlueCookies have been forcefully shoved into the chat*

SuperBrick: Dude! We were busy!

WoofWoof: Busy?

BlueCookies: Paper airplanes don't fly themselves! Well... I mean... ours did....

SuperBrick: They also burned themselves...

BlueCookies: And kinda.... ya know....

SuperBrick: My cabin's on fire....

TacoOverlord: That's beside the point.

TacoOverlord: Rose *cough* I mean... *cough* no one gave me instructions for this chat.

TacoOverlord: Cause... Rose isn't writing this right now...

TacoOverlord: and I'm not breaking the forth wall...

WoofWoof: GET TO THE EFFING POINT, VALDEZ.

TacoOverlord: FINE.COM

TacoOverlord: Fact- the plural of beef is beaver.

BlueCookies: WHAT?! *goes ape-schist*

WoofWoof: ..... beaver?

TacoOverlord: Beeves**

Everyone: WHAT?!

SuperBrick: WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!

BlueCookies: MY LIFE IS A LIE!

SuperBrick: WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!

TacoOverlors: Find out what Percy and Jason do next, next time on....

TacoOverlord: *whispers* What is this called?

TacoOverlord: oh... Next time on... DEMIGOD F****

WoofWoof: And now, *reads instruction given to him by Author Chan* Uh.... we need new users...

TacoOverlord: Right... 😈

*TacoOverlord has privately changed all the names*
*The chat has been closed*

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