Shipping 101 (HOW DARE YOU TRY TO THINK OF MY POOR NEEKS NOT BEING 100% PURE?!)

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*The chat has been opened*

DeadOfWinter: Okay, so I was going through a story and I found an interesting question.

HotStuff: Is it a tag?

DeadOfWinter: No, just a question.

HotStuff: *pout pout*

HotStuff: I was hoping for you to get some embarrassment.

DeadOfWinter: That's what society is for.

GoldenGirl: What's the q?

DeadOfWinter: The questions is: Does Nico even know how to ship?

Everyone: *stare stare at Neeks*

(I honestly dunno why I write the actions twice)

BlanketBurrito: Of course I do!

BlanketBurrito: You... uh....

BlanketBurrito: You... sorta... smash two people together...

BlanketBurrito: And it sort of makes a new person....

BlanketBurrito: That's combined of the two people you smash together.

Everyone: BWAHAHAHA!

DrSunshine: Nico, you're so close but so off!

SmarterThanU: Omgs! This moment is to go down in history!

BlueCookies: Neeks, you are talking about something totally different!

BlanketBurrito: Shut up! I tried my best!

BlanketBurrito: And stop laughing! I'm about twenty or more years older than all of you! Respect your elders!

DeadOfWinter: Neeks, I'm going to point out your mistake.

DeadOfWinter: Because I need you to remain innocent and pure forever.

DeadOfWinter: Neeks.... that's not even close to what shipping is.

DeadOfWinter: You're suppose to smash two people's names together.

BlanketBurrito: *relizes his mistake*

BlanketBurrito: *blush blush*

SuperBrick: Yeah! You smash Solace and di Angelo, and you get Solangelo!

DeadOfWinter: ... Jason....

SuperBrick: hmm?

DeadOfWinter: Did you say it like that intentionally?

SuperBrick: NOOOooooo....

DeadOfWinter: HOW DARE YOU?!

DeadOfWinter: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ANYBODY DEFLOWERING THIS INNOCENT BABY!!!

BlanketBurrito: I'm not a baby...

BlanketBurrito: I'm frikin older than all of you....

DeadOfWinter: PERCY, ARM ME WITH THE DAM FISH!!!!

BlueCookies: Arming you with dam fish, ma'am!

HotStuff:... Why not summon skeletons...?

DeadOfWinter: I'm too weak...

DeadOfWinter: My skeletons have one job: "Take care" Jason and Percy WHEN THEY GO TOO FAR!

DeadOfWinter: *chucks dam fish at Jason*

DeadOfWinter: NICO IS PURE AND INNOCENT! *chucks another dam fish*

DeadOfWinter: DON'T EVER LOOK AT THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS AGAIN, PEASENT!!

DeadOfWinter: *slaps Jason with le fish*

DeadOfWinter: HE IS TOO PURE TO BE LOOKED AT BY A FILTHY PERSON SUCH AS YOURSELF! *Continues to chuck fish at Jason*

BlueCookies: Close the chat?

Everyone besides Rose: YESSS!!!!

*The chat has been closed*

I made the media above... that's why it sucks so much xD

But I didn't take the picture. That was all Google's property or whatever.

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