*The chat is now open*
Roman: Ah, the sweet smell of Valentine's Day. Percy and Jason are probably fucking, Hazel and Frank are being cute, and I'm here, crying in a corner and eating cookie dough.
Percy: Correction: Jason and I just finished fucking
Jason: GODS DAMN YOU, THEY DIDNT NEED TO KNOW
Percy: Are you saying im not allowed to express my love?!
Jason: *mumbles* not in public.
Roman: ANYWHO, since it's the day of love, I feel it appropriate to talk about a certain thing we've been avoiding a bit.
Piper: Love?
Roman: Murder.
Nico: Finally, something I can relate to.
Will: You know you wanna brag about our awesome gayness
Nico: Yeah, yeah, I'll fuck you later or whatever.
Annabeth: OKAY WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE FUCKING?! YOU GUYS ARE STILL TEENAGERS.
Will: Teenagers that could die any minute.
Roman: He's got a point.
Hazel: Nico, if Will dares step foot into our cabin, I'm taking away Sir Stuffle.
Nico: You wouldn't dare.
Leo: Nico has a stuffed animal named... Sir Stuffle?
Nico: DO NOT DISRESPECT SIR STUFFLE. HE IS A GREAT PENGUIN.
Will: *hugs Nico* sh, its okay. Sir Stuffle is safe.
Piper: While you guys were arguing over Sir Stuffle, I decided I'm not spending Valentine's Day alone.
Annabeth: O'rly?
Piper: *kisses Annabeth* oh yeah.
Roman: I GUESS WE'LL JUST LEAVE THEM TO FUCK.
Leo: Now, I bet many people are wondering why I'm still single. (Because you can't spell love without Leo V. and all.)
Roman: Actually, we're not.
Leo: Stfu Roman.
Leo: Well, I am saving myself for anyone WHO CARES PLEASE SAVE ME I DONT WANNA DIE ALONE.
Roman: ... Well.... I guess this concludes our little Valentine's Day thingy?
Everyone: Sure.
Roman: Okay. But before we go, just remember to stay near the ones you love. Give them a hug, or a nice hot chocolate. Watch them with fascination as they burn once you've set their house on fire. Laugh as they choke on candy.
Roman: Have fun. ^-^
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Demigod Schist
FanficIt's all in the title. It's just a bunch of your favorite demigods and I... doing... stuff? That's the best way to put it! ... That's the only way to put it. Preview: BlueCookies: Leo, I swear to all of the Gods! I will kill you for this! HotStuff:...
