Friend, Not Food

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(A/N) Hi guys! First thing, I'd like to thank all of you for 4.3k reads and 504 votes! This is absolutely amazing! Thanks so much!!!

Second of all, this chapter is dedicated to Cakecat001 for reminding me (and not for the first time) that I still need to work on this book.

She also asked for this chapter.

So yeah...

*The chat is now open*

HotStuff: It's about frkin' time!

HotStuff: Do you know HOW LONG.

HotStuff: I. HAVE. WAITED.

HotStuff: TO. CRACK. A. JOKE?!

DeadOfWinter: Um.... sorry?

HotStuff: 😬

BlanketBurrito: *eats fishsticks* Aww, he didn't kill you.

DeadOfWinter: *mumbles* love you too

BlueCookies: WHAT ARE THYEST DOINGTH?!

BlanketBurrito: I'm eating your friends.

BlueCookies: JASOOOONNN! NICO'S BEING MEAN AGAIN!!

SuperBrick: *huggles Nico* drwop teh fishticks wittle Neeksy Weeksy.

BlanketBurrito: *grumble* you aren't Will.

BlueCookies: *glares at Will*

BlueCookies: Will.

DrSunshine: What? Don't drag me into this! I only told him that fish was good for you.

BlueCookies: THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!

SmarterThanU: Actually, fish were originally created for food, therfore, eat them Nico.

SuperBrick: You're just mad Rose doesn't ship Percabeth!

SmarterThanU: YOU LITTLE FU-

PipedUp: Ssshhhh. That's enough, Annabeth. Let's go to Hazel's chatroom.

*PipedUp, SmarterThanU and Nutella have left the chat*

WoofWoof: Since when was Hazel "Nutella"?

WoofWoof: and can I co-

PipedUp: No.

WoofWoof: I am so roooonley. Oh so very rooonly. I have nooobooody, at allllll.

HotStuff: Here, you can come to mine, Frankzizzle.

*HotStuff and WoofWoof have left the chat*

BlueCookies: Author Chaaaan!!! Make Nico stop!!!

DeadOfWinter: 1) Only Sprite Animal can call me Author Chan.

DeadOfWinter: 2).......eeehhh...

DeadOfWinter: no. *bites Percy*

SuperBrick: ROSE, NO! PERCY IS FRIEND!

DeadOfWinter: PERCY IS FOOD. FISH IS FRIEND.

BlueCookies: HEAR THAT, NEEKS?! ROSE GETS ME.

BlanketBurrito: meh. *finishes off his fishticks*

BlueCookies: Nico di Angelo? More like Nico di Dead-To-Me.

DeadOfWinter: *can't break Percy's skin* WHAT ARE YOU MADE FROM, CHILD?!

SuperBrick: Boyfriend material?

MrsDarrenCriss: *glare*

HuntressCakey: *shoves Angelica away from it* Shush. It's beautiful.

DeadOfWinter: AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

DeadOfWinter: By the way, everyone's gonna be getting new names soon! Be prepared for the worst!

*The chat has been closed*

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