*The chat is now open*
DeadOfWinter: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO KILL STUFF TOGETHER!
BlueCookies: U IS FOR UNDERWATER KISSES
SmarterThanU: *face palm*
BlanketBurrito: N IS FOR NOT DYING IN THE PITS OF TARTARUS!!!
SuperBrick: .... that escalated quickly.
BlanketBurrito: That's the slogan for my restaurant.
PipedUp: You have a restaurant?
DrSunshine: Wait, what's it called? Imma Google it.
HotStuff: McGoth's?
BlanketBurrito: ...
GoldenGirl: Can I have a grieveburger and cries?
DeadOfWinter: Also, two Unhappy Meals for my cousins?
BlanketBurrito: *points at the group* When you take a joke too seriously.
DrSunshine: Oh c'mon.
DeadOfWinter: Yeah! We're all idiots together!
SuperBrick: *drops a beat*
BlueCookies: *brakes into song*
BlueCookies: WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHEEEERRRR!
PipedUp: GET THAT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CRAP OUTTA HER BEFORE I GO SLICA SLICA ON YO BUTTZ!
DeadOfWinter: YES, MY CHEESE CRACKER BUDDY!
PipedUp: Cheese cracker buddy?
DeadOfWinter: *gives Piper a Cheese Itz*
DeadOfWinter: WE ARE NOW CHEESE CRACKER BUDDIES!!
(I would actually do that irl XD)
HotStuff: I'm pretty sure she needs mental help...
DeadOfWinter: PUTTING THE 'HOT' IN PSYCHOTIC!
BlanketBurrito: Minus the hot.
DrSunshine: Just how Neeks puts the 'fun' in funeral.
BlueCookies: Oooh! Like how Coach puts the 'laughter' in slaughter?
SuperBrick: I get it! Like how Percy puts the 'sass' in assassination?
WoofWoof: Like how Leo puts the 'ay' in slay.
SmarterThanU: *face palm*
SmarterThanU: that was the most planned out schist I've ever read.
DeadOfWinter: Gotta love that irony, cheesy crap that I write!
DeadOfWinter: .............
DeadOfWinter: *cheesy smile*
WoofWoof: STOP RUBBING CHEESE ALL OVER YOUR FACE, ROSE
HotStuff: She did say it was a...
HotStuff: Cheesy smile!
SuperBrick: *nearly breaks his back carrying a drum set*
SuperBrick: *plays drums* ba dum tssh!
BlanketBurrito: *hides face and tries to not be seen in public with these idiots*
DrSunshine: EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!
DrSunshine: *shoves a PB&J in Nico's face*
DrSunshine: *beats his own chest*
DrSunshine: EMBRACE IT!
BlanketBurrito: *digs himself a grave*
SmarterThanU: *takes cover in the library*
BlueCookies: NO! WE CAN'T GO TO PLACES SMART PEOPLE GO!
HuntressCakey: *drags Annabeth out of the library*
HuntressCakey: *disappears (actually stalking Nico and Will in the bushes... but they don't know that)*
MissDarrenCriss: SLICA SLICA THE SANE PEOPLE!
DeadOfWinter: *gets out the slica slicas*
MissDarrrenCriss: SLICA SLICA!
DeadOfWinter: AND GO THE OM-ROM-NOM-NOM-NOM!!!
*The chat has been closed*
From there, Angelica and I went on a slica slica rampage and started a war with the apples. We managed to scrape a vitcory.
But thanks for reading, voting, and commenting!
-Rose DA
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