Loads of Stupidity. (don't read if you don't wanna lose I.Q. points 😆)

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*The chat is now open*

DeadOfWinter: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO KILL STUFF TOGETHER!

BlueCookies: U IS FOR UNDERWATER KISSES

SmarterThanU: *face palm*

BlanketBurrito: N IS FOR NOT DYING IN THE PITS OF TARTARUS!!!

SuperBrick: .... that escalated quickly.

BlanketBurrito: That's the slogan for my restaurant.

PipedUp: You have a restaurant?

DrSunshine: Wait, what's it called? Imma Google it.

HotStuff: McGoth's?

BlanketBurrito: ...

GoldenGirl: Can I have a grieveburger and cries?

DeadOfWinter: Also, two Unhappy Meals for my cousins?

BlanketBurrito: *points at the group* When you take a joke too seriously.

DrSunshine: Oh c'mon.

DeadOfWinter: Yeah! We're all idiots together!

SuperBrick: *drops a beat*

BlueCookies: *brakes into song*

BlueCookies: WERE ALL IN THIS TOGETHEEEERRRR!

PipedUp: GET THAT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL CRAP OUTTA HER BEFORE I GO SLICA SLICA ON YO BUTTZ!

DeadOfWinter: YES, MY CHEESE CRACKER BUDDY!

PipedUp: Cheese cracker buddy?

DeadOfWinter: *gives Piper a Cheese Itz*

DeadOfWinter: WE ARE NOW CHEESE CRACKER BUDDIES!!

(I would actually do that irl XD)

HotStuff: I'm pretty sure she needs mental help...

DeadOfWinter: PUTTING THE 'HOT' IN PSYCHOTIC!

BlanketBurrito: Minus the hot.

DrSunshine: Just how Neeks puts the 'fun' in funeral.

BlueCookies: Oooh! Like how Coach puts the 'laughter' in slaughter?

SuperBrick: I get it! Like how Percy puts the 'sass' in assassination?

WoofWoof: Like how Leo puts the 'ay' in slay.

SmarterThanU: *face palm*

SmarterThanU: that was the most planned out schist I've ever read.

DeadOfWinter: Gotta love that irony, cheesy crap that I write!

DeadOfWinter: .............

DeadOfWinter: *cheesy smile*

WoofWoof: STOP RUBBING CHEESE ALL OVER YOUR FACE, ROSE

HotStuff: She did say it was a...

HotStuff: Cheesy smile!

SuperBrick: *nearly breaks his back carrying a drum set*

SuperBrick: *plays drums* ba dum tssh!

BlanketBurrito: *hides face and tries to not be seen in public with these idiots*

DrSunshine: EMBRACE THE STUPIDITY!

DrSunshine: *shoves a PB&J in Nico's face*

DrSunshine: *beats his own chest*

DrSunshine: EMBRACE IT!

BlanketBurrito: *digs himself a grave*

SmarterThanU: *takes cover in the library*

BlueCookies: NO! WE CAN'T GO TO PLACES SMART PEOPLE GO!

HuntressCakey: *drags Annabeth out of the library*

HuntressCakey: *disappears (actually stalking Nico and Will in the bushes... but they don't know that)*

MissDarrenCriss: SLICA SLICA THE SANE PEOPLE!

DeadOfWinter: *gets out the slica slicas*

MissDarrrenCriss: SLICA SLICA!

DeadOfWinter: AND GO THE OM-ROM-NOM-NOM-NOM!!!

*The chat has been closed*

From there, Angelica and I went on a slica slica rampage and started a war with the apples. We managed to scrape a vitcory.

But thanks for reading, voting, and commenting!

-Rose DA

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