*Twas the opening of the chat*
Roh: And all through the internet
Percy: Not a single WiFi bar was missing
Jason: And net neutrality had not passed yet
Nico: You guys know nobody knows what you're trying to do, right?
Will: AND FUCKING NICO DECIDED TO RUIN THE MOOD
Nico: How could I NOT ruin the mood?
Frank: *gasps and covers Hazel's ears* ROH HOW DARE YOU NOT BLEEP PUT SUCH A HARSH WORD?!
Roh: Haha... well, the only reason I decided to not cuss before is because innocent eyes and stuff but Wattpad has proven nobody is innocent on here.
Roh: And my irl best friend who also reads my horribleness allowed me to start cussing so SHIT YES
Roh: Sorry, overkill. ^-^
Leo: YES SONS OF B-
Roh: LEO WE DO NOT CALL PEOPLE THAT. NO. BAD.
Hazel: AAAAAANYYYYYWAAAAYYYYY
Hazel: MERRY CHRISTMAS AND IF YOU DONT HAVE A GOOD CHRISTMAS I WILL CHOP YOUR A-
Frank: *snuggles Hazel* sssshhh, it's okay. We'll have a great Christmas.
Roh: *taps Piper's shoulder* Pardon, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
Piper: No.
Angelica(because she's complete Hamilton trash): *sucker punches Piper* DEPENDS, WHO'S ASKING?!
Percy: Oh, sure, sir, my name is-
Jason: JOHN CENA
Roh: *throws a brick at Jason* ALEXANDER HAMILTON, IM AT YOUR SERVICE SIR
Will: I have been LOOKING FOR YOU
Angelica: I'm getting nervous...
Roh: SIR I *Google's the lyrics because I can't remember the exact words*
Nico: .... I HEARD YOUR NAME IN PRINCETON, I WAS SEEKING AN ACCELERATED CORSE OF STUDY
(Make sure to Google the lyrics later and check that must be word by word)
Roh: WHEN I WAS SORTED OUT OF SORTS WITH A BUDDY OF YOURS
Percy: I MAY HAVE PUNCHED HIM, ITS A BLUR SIR
Roh: He handles the financials?
Rachel( <insert her username because she ain't Rachel Dare): *sigh* You punched the bursar?
<prolonged silence>
Leo: YES. I wanted to do what you did, graduate in two and join the revolution
Annabeth: He looked at me like I was stupid AND IM NOT STUPID!
Roh: How'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?
Angelica: It was my parents dying wish before they passed...
Roh: *literally brakes down because that part always gets me*
Angelica: It's okay, it's okay. You're very weak, but it's okay.
Nico: WE DIDNT GET TO LAFAYETTE, WHY DID WE HAVE TO STOP THERE
Will: (Nico use to crush on Lafayette)
Nico: SHUT UP WILL HE HAD A VERY SMEXY ACCENT.
Will: *to calm down Neeks* MY NAME IS A-L...-E-X...-A-N-D-
Nico: E-R, WE ARE, MEANT TO BE
(Okay, yes, that was adorable. Ten points to Author Chan)
Piper: Can the chat close now?
Leo: Not until we sing all 50 thousand songs of Hamilton
Roh: Sounds good, let's do it.
Jason: RAISE A GLASS TO FREEEEDOOOMMMM
Percy: SOMETHING THEY CAN NEVER TAAAKE AAAWAYYY (until Donald Trump happened)
Roh: RAISE A GLASS TO THE FOUR (actually, like, 10-ish) OF US!
Leo: TOMORROW THERE'LL BE MOOORE OF US (Oh Lord I hope not)
Jason: TELLING THE STORY OF TONIGHT
Piper: Okay, that's enough, the readers are getting bored, and I'm closing the chat
Roh: BUT-
Piper: FUCKYOUROH
*The chat has been closed*
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